Don't know any girls? Need to meet new girls? Want to find a girl thats DTF?!?!

Ski303

Ski303

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Haha no this isn't an infomercial!! Just a super basic way to meet lots of ladies and fast. This may seem lame and not to work but before you criticize, go try it. It is entertaining to say the least. I would say 80% of the girls at least text you, and more than 50% are willing to hang out/party/whatever else with you. This somehow yeilds good results. Friends and I came up with this as a simple way of entertainment, with no expectations.

Anyways, here are some simple steps.

1. Find pen and paper

2. Write your number on the paper, tear it off. Repeat

3. Find someone you hate or want to screw with.

4. Write their number on some paper and tear off. Repeat. Feel free to write a really gay poem or draw some hearts on this one.

5. Make your way around town (car is most efficient)

6. Use a pickup line of some sort, or just be straight (Your hot, here is my number)

7. BUT WAIT! Don't leave the ugly ones behind, talk to them to, compliment them and give them your other number (the person your screwing with).

8. Text women, wether serious or not both are fun.

My favorite method is walking into a restaunt (Qdoba or w/e), give number, walk out. It's funnt as shit to watch.

Do this at the drive thru, your 40 y/o milf cashier, lifeguards, etc.
 
OKAI GUIZE, SRSLY, I get where he's going with this. take the basic message away from this thread, leave the stupidity - be able to chat up any random girl and give her your number, and be confident about it.
 
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you fucking ruined it.. but i laughed. babes than all of a sudden prince. like fuck.. disgust
 
Yes, yes, gentlemen. Lets sit in the war room, and discuss how perplexing women are. We'll dance around them in strange ways, using strange methods acquired from teh internets, and cock our heads at the mysterious emotions of an alien race. Yes, yess. Quite.
 
so pretty sure I'm going to do this in the near future. I'm gonna do it at crossgates mall in Albany and I will film it.

It's summer and I'm unemployed.
 
If this actually works, I have lost all respect for women because something that stupid can fool them
 
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