Don’t Go To Deer Valley Tomorrow

[CrowbarJones]

I shit in the lobster bisque at deer valley /claim

 

[weastcoat]

Ok

 

[CatdickBojangles]

/claim

 

[skierman]

Reported to the mods for being TOO FUCKING AWESOME!

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

when I'm teaching ski lessons to kids I tell them that the yellow snow is lemonade flavored and keep a straight face so they may take me seriously

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

big if true

 

[eheath]

why would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

As long as its half off ill be fine

 

[CatdickBojangles]

As long as its half off ill be fine

Only $59.99 a bowl now.

 

[CrowbarJones]

why would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??

The turkey chili is next ?

 

[eheath]

The turkey chili is next ?

idc what you do to it, its too good to not have.

 

[iced]

lmao me too

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

 

[byubound]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

To shit in the lobster bisque apparently

 

[SuspiciousFish]

 

[eheath]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

Clearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.

 

[broto]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

#1 destination for drinking beer and skiing in denim in Utah

 

[skierman]

Clearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.

And hardly any lift lines because they're all too busy in the spa jacking each other off with $100 bills.

 

[GayWolf420]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

to use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

to use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys

okay, I'm sold, down to go

 

[eheath]

okay, I'm sold, down to go

DV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm

 

[GayWolf420]

okay, I'm sold, down to go

DV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm

There were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.

 

[eheath]

There were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.

Yeah that's an option for sure, nobody I knows has a pass at DV tho so I'd stick with my $600 epic pass and homies haha

 

[Dilldoes]

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

It's fun if it's not your money kind of place.

 

[SkiBum.]

Because it’s the best resort in Utah? Yeah, I said it.

why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

 

[XC]

I've been waiting for this hero for a LONG time

 

[pissnu_skis]

Fight club vibes

 

[Canis_lupus]

why would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??

eheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store

 

[eheath]

eheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store

and?

 

[Canis_lupus]

and?

That's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls

 

[eheath]

That's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls

come hang sometime we're always having a good time