Don't fuck up the take ons for the rails

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Jibbin_the_717

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all those little kids who go of the sides of the take ons to use as jumps suck at life. hahaha

o yeah and dont rock a jersey unless u can stleast land a 50-50
 
Don't even bother going in the park if you're not pro, you're just going to piss everybody off. Unless you have a vertical learning curve you have no business being there whatsoever. We also need to think of dress standards that accurately reflect how good you are in the park, because that is a huge issue in today's society. Once we get these pressing issues all sorted out maybe we can focus on having....ahh, what the hell is it? Fun? No, that can't be it, that's not why people ski! Anyways, you get the point.
 
dude i know what ur sayin. today i got cut off like thre times by kids goin off the sides of rail takoffs. also it shits up the takeoffs
 
I don't really care unless someone cuts me off, but I don't say anything usually, sometimes I'll yell WHOAH or something like that.
 
parks are like public restrooms. the public is going to shit all over the place, you just gotta hope the they have a good clean up crew.
 
well lets see 80 percent of snowboarders ride onto the rail and 50-50 it so in like 20 mins its rutted out and skiers cant really hit it unless you want to catch an edge. learn how to fucking ollie
 
^Maybe the boarders at your mountain just suck. Go tell Jeremy Jones he fucks up take offs, it'll go over really well
 
^Stop bullshitting facts. The majority of the people you talk about are skiiers at my mountain. I don't care if you ski or snowboard, they fuck things up equally. Your on 2 planks im on 1. They do the same thing
 
skiers can equally fuck up lips, if we hit it for a while, we make dents on either side of the lip, and after time, it forces the snowboard into the tracks making it awkward for them to take off onto it. and the 50-50 mark in the middle, should not make much of a difference to a skier, unless u have a narrow ass stance to get on.
 
skiers can equally fuck up lips i agree but its easier to ski if its a skier fuck up than a snowboarder fuck up.
 
you do to. all you fuckers do is ride onto it and 50-50 it. oh wait im sorry maybe the slight nose press to fall off. ive only seen "good" or pro boarders 270 on or boardslide it.
 
"dont wear jerseys unless you can at least do a 50-50"

hahahaha. it could be someones first day and be able to do 50-50's. you do indeed have quite a loose butthole if you do such a thing.

and yeah, all people who cant do at least 270's on and off or a 5 in the air shouldnt be able to buy a lift ticket, right!?!?
 
If you fuckers are mad about it do something... take your baskets of your poles like I do and stab the little fuckers right through there hearts.
 
Do whatever you want.

If youre not prepared to graba rake and go fix shit on your own, dont complain.

If your park staff gives you hastle... tell them to do thier jobs.

If youre going to whine and piss and moan... go home.

Some little kid was moaning about shit today, and yelled at our park crew.

they werent doing anything... but then i politely asked if i could steal a rake and shape a trap rail lip. They shot me a shitty look, and dropped the rake. sufficed to say, theyre now unemployed... and the rail got slayed.

go get it yourself... don tbe lazy.
 
ski at a croward resort like creek with 100:1 boarders to skiiers ratio, they make like a whole in the ground like it came from a meteor
 
i witnessed the worst thing ever today. there was a mailbox setup in the park, with a very wide takeoff, downslope mailbox, and the front of the mailbox went right up to the jump so you wouldnt be going striaght over, but sorta like an urban takeoff, except you didnt even have to pop basically. well some kids decided they couldnt hit it from the side, and built a 3ft wide jump straight over the mailbox, who does that?! sac up and hit it from the side.
 
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so unless you are a por skier and have like 12493407 sponsers and can do every trick ever done and some that havent , and were 12434$ ski coulths , you cant ski the prak . that is the worst thing i have ever herd
 
you missed the point

and the take offs get fucked up from people using them, not from people sucking... if you run over snow 300 times its going to get flattened... think...
 
what the little kids should do is just go to the bunny slopes and do the little bumps that they make to be cool.

but like the little little kids who try the park because ur there idol that shits cool because u know there gunna kick ass when they grow up.
 
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