Don't ever judge a girl from the back

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So i'm at orientation for college next year and this lady is showing us around. Me and my friends are looking around trying to scope out the babes haha. I see this blonde with a pony tail looks decent. She turns around and BAM fucking man. Looks like a fucking neanderthall version of goldilocks with a face full of whiskers and god damn it looked straight at me I'm usually good at keeping a straight face but I laughed so hard, felt so bad. So ummm yeah read the title lesson learned.

 
thanks for the advice skippy

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
the worst is when they have a nice body, but ratty face. You get so torn.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
There are plenty of others dont be worried. I have found hot girls to be everywhere, you just have to look.

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great story, keep trying

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
how did you confuse a guy with a girl? did he have a fatty? did you just feel like snuggling against his tight little body?

haha. you should have gone up to him and complimented him on his sexy adams apple

 
you checking out that mans ass?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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yea my friend was like "damn yo look that girl has a fat ass" when we were in the lift line once then "she" turned around and it was a guy

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maybe thats telling you something... hmmm maybe just maybe ur attracted to men?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

 
yea man.. does that make you gay? You did look at a guys ass and say "wow thats decent enough to keep looking at"

 
ahahaha i bet thats a good life long lesson

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bad pick up line from a chick, "if you like this hair why dont you go alllll the way down my back"

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haha you guys saying i'm gay the only thing it told us was that there's some weird motherfuckers around. I don't know what it was could of been a man,women,half man half women,half women half ape, who knows I just know it was fuckn hilarious and I hope I never come across someone like that in a K-mart restroom

 
hahah there is this new trend goin around at mt hood where all the snowboarders started comin to the moutain and riding in TIGHT motherfuckin jeans; like womans jeans. anyways my friends like damn i would do her, 'her' turns around to talk to some friend and has this deep, deep voice. freakin priceless

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