Don't ever go to Shawnee Peak

crooks

crooks

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Probably one of the gayest places ever.

Me and Evan were there 2 Sundays ago, just because he has a house like 30 minutes from Shawnee. So we get there and the park is so gay, not that we expected much, but the rainbow rail was impossible to hit because it had a lip that was like a quarterpipe, and then the C box was impossible to hit because your tips would hit the snow, and both flat boxes were so sticky.

But here is the real point of my story. Me and Evan were riding singles line the whole day on this triple, that had a mid-station, so we would always get off halfway and just lap the park. Well one time Evan told me at the bottom to take the chair up to the top, but I didn't hear him because I had music playing so I'm like yeah whatever. So I was on the chair in front of him and I got off at the mid-station and he doesn't realize untill I got off 'till the last second and he hops off probably 3 feet late, nothing bad happened, nobody died. So these 2 gay ass snowboarders that were working inside the hut at the mid-station come running out and they're like "YOU CAN'T JUMP OFF AT THE MID-STATION LIKE THAT!", so Evans like alright whatever, and we ski down.

We kept riding that lift for like 2 more hours, and these fags keep making faces at us and we're like oh shit you guys are badass. So we got off at the mid-station for like the 1000th time and we were just chilling up at the top thinking about what run to take. So out come these 2 fags from the hut again and they're like "You guys got a problem?" and were like "What the fuck are you talking about?" and just stare and him, and he's pretty dumbstruck. So after like 20 seconds I just yell out "GO BACK IN THE HUT" and they flip out and go like "ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YOUR PASS" and we're like uhhh no, fuck you. And then just skied down.

So the next time we go back up and as we're getting off at the mid-station we give the guys a nice friendly wave, and right as we get off comes one snowboarder fully dressed. And then he asks us to show him our passes, so we're like "No fuck you we showed it to the guy to get on the lift" and then he just stares at us and says that we better not see ski patrol because he radioed to them to take our pass, so we're like yeahhh alright. So like halfway down I stop and talk with Evan real quick, and then out of nowhere comes the same snowboarder hauling ass at me, and he sprays me, and then catches an edge and FUCKING EATS SHIT, like 4 flips with snow ALL OVER him, so were like "HAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT GAPER OWNAGE" and laughing our asses off and then he's like alright let's fight and then he fucking jets away and I bombed all the way down to kick this guys ass but I never found him.

And that's my story, way funnier in person, but the bottom line is all lifties at Shawnee Peak are pussies.
 
yeah the Alyeska ski patrol are like that, except they have called the cops and they use physical force.
 
haha, I love shawnee peak. actually, no I don't. It sucks balls. if you want to go to a small ghettoass ski resort in maine that sucks, go to lost valley. cause it sucks major ghetto balls in a much funner way
 
Hahaha lifty pull a pass? What a joke. Those guys are huge douche bags. I'm a lifty and see people do stupid shit getting on and off lifts all the time, that they shouldn't be doing, but they only hurt themselves so i could care less, no point caring. Thats pretty funny he ate shit tho.
 
that nig was the biggest pain in the fucking ass i wanna go back and piss him off and or plant some drugs on the guy or in that hut andhave the same thing happen then when we get in trouble we could be like yo we saw this nig dealin drugs he s probubly high now he doesn't know what the hell hes talkin about
 
haha oh god when i went to shawnee peak last year it blew a large cock. the jumps had ruts in them so bad that when you land it them it was like a second lip and you cought air. it was like a mini jump on the landing. twas horrible
 
lol at the park i ski at some fat person breaks the topsheet on the FDF box like ever day because the park crew is too lazy to put wood then the top sheet, its just the top sheet
 
my school lets me ski there for free, so i go almost everyday to kill time. i know the kid your talking about. you sound pretty cool yourself.
 
god cathing and edge is still funny as all fuck.. yeah fuck that lifty... .prob did not get stoned at work and was all sandy vaged!
 
trust me you dont have to plant drugs on him, i have a vaca home like 5 min away adn used to have one on teh mnt and all those lifties do is smoke it up in the huts. such a ghetto little town like 4,000 people total but the lake is sick to have a boat on
 
oh man what ownage, i would have loved to see it i hope you gave him a monster amount of shit for it haha
 
AHAHAHA oh my fucking god dude shawnee is my home hill and yah the park sucks so much dick. they dont wax their rails ever and they have one icy ass jump that all the little kids like to slide down the landing...and yah the liftys are wicked gay i jump off the lift at mid all the time and tehy freak out. but i know that ass hole so i just told him to chum on my nuts and he leaves me alone. Hears another hilarious story from Shawnee about these two kids in my school.

So our school rents the mountain for a day so its only our school there ripping it up. perfectly groomed the rails are all waxy and its the only time we enter the park without fear of sticking and eating shit. so at the mid station they built walls made out of ice blocks around this picnic table. so a couple of my friends decide to take a bunch of the bricks and build a sick jib. theyre in the middle of building the jib when the ski patrol stops and says "what do you think your doing?" and my friend goes "Um building a jib?" the ski patrol guy looks at him like hes an idiot and says "Why?" then my other friend goes "Um because its fun." the ski patrol gets all tough like and says "you know what else is fun? taking kids down to the parking lot and beating the shit out of them but we're not doing that!" and my friend gets all tough and says"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN!" then he mellows down and says "...Pingpong why dont you guys get some tables up here thatd be sick" and the ski patrol just leaves. omg so much funnier if you new this kid...
 
sounds like all my local mountains, the closest decent sized mountains are Mont Tremblant ( 2 1/2 hours away) and Jay Peak( 2 1/2 hours away).

and you guys are so lucky to alreayd be skiing it will be atleast another month for me.( if im lucky)
 
a patroller threatened to take my ticket for skiing switch. at the same mountain my friend got his ticket taken for skiing switch, no warning, no posted rule or sign about it. Another kid got his taken for doing a 3 off a little lip
 
Damn that's way too funny. Sounds like some shitty places have come up in this thread. I'm hearing some good stories. Yeah and about the patrollers the only thing I've ever been busted for was bombing off an intermediate cruiser onto the main beginner run and for going down a closed run. Patrollers are total dicks sometimes.
 
holy dam this threads still around? haha im stoked to get back to shawnee so i can bring my skis with me while i get food so they dont get stolen and to avoid the patrollers who'll take your pass away if you even think about doing a cork off their ONE jump haha. gonna be great =D goin for my season pass photo this weekend
 
goddam i hate shawnee peak. their park crew is lazy as shit and their rails/boxes have gouges, rust, and dents in em. plus its always freezing there so its not like their trails are fun to ride, its like a hard icy base covered in m&m sized ice pebbles that look like snow. its so cold there cause its the only thing standing up in an otherwise massive flat area ____________A__________ (the A symbolizes shawnee) if you wanna go and freeze your balls off hitting a shitty ass park and waiting on the lift for ten minutes then go to shawnee. if you wanna take 30 laps through an actually decent park with nice waxed rails and not so huge jumps, then go to lost valley. if you wanna hit a dope park... sunday river
 
I FUCKING HATE SHAWNEE PEAK WITH A FUCKING BURNING PASSION. I HAVE TO RIDE HERE HALF THE TIME THANKS TO MY SISTERS RACE TEAM. IT FUCKING SUCKS SO BADLY THEIR PARK CREW ARE LAZY SHITHEADS AND MAKE EVERY FUCKING FEATURE RIDE-ON. THE LIP ONTO THEIR RAINBOW RAIL IS A TRIANGLE. ITS BULLSHIT. FUCK I HATE THIS MOUNTAIN. DONT EVER EVER EVER GO HERE. DONT NEVER EVER.
 
im here 4 u
but seriously, that was a cool story ahahaha, pretty much if you have balls, you can run shit at that mnt lol
 
i think your caps lock is on. if not and you just hate shawnee that much, i know how you feel. how awesome is attempting anything on the only flat box they have, catching an edge in one of the many massive crators in the coping and eating shit, only to be laughed at by 10-year-old gapers who straight slide it? its quite a priceless feeling
 
nope, the caps expressed how much I hate that mountain.

You're description of it is so accurate. On a friday night our school took a trip up here on a school held event. The managment doucher "Josh Harrington" comes onto the bus and tells everyone that they CAN NOT go into the big terrain park and must stay in the mini park aka "grommet garden" I asked if the big park is closed and he told me no but the features are too big for you guys. I laughed at him and stared laughing my ass off as the flat box has an urban lip on and then ride on part of it right after. I KNOW LOLWUT! Then I looked at their 60 foot rail, half of the rail has huge dings in the coping and the landings on complete downhill. LOL! They're jumps are barely big enough for my skis to fit on the takeoff, and their c box is built against the halfpipe wall. Save yourself the time, frustration, and money, and do not go to this shithole.
 
oh and can't forget the flags they have before every feature or jump, I can count the times I've gone to 270 onto something and fell because I nailed a fucking flag.
 
last time i saw that box (earlier this year) it looked like someone peppered it with their walmart brand 22. the thing is so beat to shit. and i've never even hit the 60 footer as i've only been there 2 or 3 times in the last 5 years. i decline every invitation and refuse to go there and freeze my nutsack to my leg. the ice on the mountain is more slippery than their rails and spinning of any of their jumps results in an unintentional surface spin down the landing, or sliding down in on your hip. lost valleys so much smaller yet so much better
 
Dude, You and your friend need to have a little more respect. I mean, your friend blatantly jumped off the lift and interupted their spooning session in the lift hut. He probably had to pull out and couldn't finish.
 
haha I've skied their 9 days. But only legitimately skied like 2 of those days. The rest were spent fucking around with the lifties, sitting in the lodge throwing raisins at asians, and skiing for like 1 hour.
 
i dont know if it was just me, but 207, their park this year wasnt that bad except teh jumps kinda sucked. and by not that bad i mean still shitty but like ten times better than ever before
 
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