Don't Drink and Text

krazykeegs

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Yeah so uh, don't drink and text. You make a fool of yourself:

Aug 29, 2010 2:33:51 AM

-(Me) Fuck youyhjk I’m bettertr now without youhvm. Thanks for letting me gooo I can have fun

nowww!!n!! Wooop woop

-(Recently ex-girlfriend) glad you’re having fun :-)

-Didd I text you? FuuuuuuyyuuuckLk.. Why didd I do tht?? I

haate youujh

-I love haters :-)

-Goood. And when you

realize what you lost, I will NOT be there for you. You will nevvverr find anything as gooood as

me. It’s too bad for you, I’m gone.

-don’t worry, I’ve found someone wayyyyy better. someone who treats me like a QUEEN. if you’re gone, why the hell are you texting

me? i know you’re plastered as fuck.

-Well that’s good for you.

But don’t forget who was always there for you…even when you decided to

sleep with anoither guy. Let’s just

never talk again, ok? You were just a

stupid mistake.

-A stupid mistake, eh?

you were an elitist prick who thought you were better than everyone

else. you were the mistake. and i’m not sleeping around. i have someone in my life who is and always

will be there for me. get some, asshole.

-Hahahaha you’re so funny.. No one will be therter for

you. you stupid skank. I thought I would be, but you drove me

fucking nuts. All of my friends and family

were glad to see you go. Even your own

brother hates you. He told me you were a

stupid annoying bitch. And maybe I am

elitist. So what? I have standards. I have direction. I have a bright future. I am better than others.

-cool, you only have about 3 friends. your family acted like a bunch of dicks

anyway because they all thought they were better than everyone else. well guess what? people like you are hated. your personality disgusts me. get over it and MOVE ON. you’re obviously not over this whole thing if

you’re texting me. and i’m a skank? i’ve never cheated on anyone in my life. not even you.

your standards are way too high.

my friends and family think you’re an egotistical douchebag. i’m going somewhere in my life too! imagine that!

i hope you bang a fat chick. oh,

and you are extremely judgmental. nobody

will change for you just because you don’t like them for who they are. your morals are bullshit. they mean nothing. my friends laugh at you and mock you like

crazy because you sound like a fucking retard. get over yourself

-Weell I’m glad the feeling is mutual. And I’m sorry I’m an egotistical

douchebag, I can’t help that I’m not

trash and I keep myself above others.

Just remember where you were before me, Miss 2.0 gpa, 18 ACT. You were lucky to even get into MSU. That shithoel. You never would have made it there without

me. And fuck your friends, they’re a

bunch of fucking losers. It really

sucked when you started to surround yourself with them. They are the fucking scum society. Yeah, I didn’t like them. They all brought out the worst in you—the

nasty piece of trash you are now. And in

the future, stay the hell off my campus.

I’d prefer not to see the riff-raff while trying to enjoy myself.

-I’ve been through a lot.

and I’ve risen above my struggles and I’ve gotten somewhere in

life. i worked my ass off over the

summer working at minimum wage at mcdonalds, a job that nobody else would

take. it taught me so much and it has

really influenced the way i see myself and other people. i look at you and see filth. that’s all you are. you can be as successful as you want, but

they way you treat people will cause you to be alone. anyone can be a great and successful

person. they just need to have a

heart. and i care about my friends. they are not scum. i know a bunch of peopole

that would love nothing more than to

kick your ass right now. even my

dad. so don’t fuck around with me. because I’m blessed with great friends and

family. i don’t care what you think

about them and they don’t care either.

stay off YOUR campus! too bad i was there two days ago. and thr guy i’m with now. army national guard. about two times bigger than you. he’d love to kick the shit out of you right

now. and that’s a promise. he doesn’t put up with shit like that. you would have never stood up for me because you’re a fucking coward. you call yourself a respectful person and you

and demoralize who i am and mock me for what i’ve gone through. i’m more of a man than you. yeah, it was a good job! i really enjoyed it and I’m planning on

becoming a manager soon. i’m proud of

that. you can’t say shit about my job

because you never worked there. again

with the judgmental attitude. You’re too

drunk and wasting my time. go to hell.

-Bahaha you text me more now that you hate me than you ever

did when you “loved me.” Oh, and I

didn’t know McDonald’s was such an awesome job?

Real skills there. And oooooh so

many hours. But hey, your awesome new

boyfriend was your manager there. How

classy! As far as my success goes, it

was too good for you anyways. I knew I

was a “different” boyfriend for you….I was actually not a fucking loser. (Another message): Real awesome… He’s

gonna kick my ass?! I’d love to have him

try. But then again I’d hate to disturb

your trashy happiness. (And yet

another): Whoa hoooooahaha awesome

accomplishment! That’s fucking

insane! You should be proud. Too bad McDs is the shithole of society. I wasn’t even impressed to be the manager at

the holiday inn.

-He’s in town. he’d

love to. trashy happiness? great comeback, you loser. do you hear yourself talk?

Aug 29, 2010 4:27:51 AM

-Ooooooh great. I’m

at 304 Niskanen Hall. I’d love to meet

that faggot so I can laugh at the poor bastard that is now your boyfriend. Well actually, you’re probably a step up for

that douchebag. (Another message): Alright, well this was fun, but it’s pretty

late and I need some sleep. We’ll have

to do this again…it was awesome to hear about your proud pathetic life :]

Atleast my spelling got better as the night went on..

 
I would say judging by that your a douche. And you completely deserve whatever hurt she put on you. Your obviously full of yourself and cant see past your faults. A drunk mind speaks a sober heart.
 
Apparently when I drink, I am a tool.

But a little background:

We had been dating for two years (we met skiing) and then she dumped me over the phone while I was at work, because she "didn't want to miss out on her first year at school"
 
...and she started dating I guy a couple days after the break up.

A little lesson: karkov, jack, jager, and the captain make for messy situation
 
Hahaha, are you fucking kidding me? Equal rights, equal bitching. Fuck respect.

On the other hand, you were the one who started texting her, and I doubt you are really over her if you do shit like this... It's pathetic, I've been close to that mark and it's not pretty.

What I don't get is WHY ON EARTH would you share something like this with the Interwebs, that clearly shows that you are the fucking douche in the situation?
 
So this is what i got out of that: You just had your first beer, you then text your ex girlfriend tell her shes a skank blah blah blah. She nags at you for working at McDonalds. Ehh funny but gay
 
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holy shit this sounds like my text fight with my ex except i wasn't drunk but was kinda stoned
 
actually, you're right. That doesn't sound like something I'd even say, pretty dumb. It was really aimed towards to minimum wage portion, the portion i personally wouln't settle for. But I really can't find a thing that girl was saying that makes to OP sound credible. He was being a straight up dick
 
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