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Phrosty

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haha, oldest trick in the book, lets see how many people are dumb enough to click. But wait only the dumb people would be reading this. I am going to make the longest post in the world. get ready because here it comes. well i guess it already sarted. noone is even going to read this. see theres this girl elodie, i really like her, i took her to prom and all this shit but now shes gone for a month, in new zealand, it sucks,. i mean it doesn't matter, i don't think she liked me but still, i liked her. The reason i don't think she likes me is because she said, 'Jordan, your a good friend but I don't want to lead you on' or something like that but shit, her mind can change right? damn life sucks. then therees this other girl her names sara but my best friend likes her, but doesn' have a chance in hell, and knows it. But I think i could get her, but i don't wanna piss him off. I know he would be mad too, but i need a woman!!!!!!!!! goddamn. I wish i was a gigalo, or something along those lines. This is just gona be my thread where i can vent so noone else post anything. Ok, I just bought a new notebook, 1800 down the drain it's pretty sick though, p4, 256 ddr ram, dvdcdr combo, 30 gig hd. 15 in screen. the only reason it was so expensive was the p4 and the ddr not sd ram. people say it's fsater but i don't notice much difference. the burner works great though. Anyway now time to talk about more useless shit. Now that I graduated i do nothing. I can't get a job b/c i'm gone every weekend and I'll be gone for coc, then I'll be going somewhere after that. so i dunno. i was thinking about being a drug dealer, noone would suspect em, the only problem is that i have no knowledge of drugs, other than playing smugglers run religously. Speaking of vehicles, i have an 89 pathfinder for sale, it's in good condition and it has all the features avalible on cars today. comes with a system too, blue book is like 6000 I'll let it go for 3000. let me know if your interested. i need some cash, I might buy a subaru baja when they come out this fall, pretty sweet. or maybee a new pathfinder. I dunno. Noone is going to read this anyway. Today I woke up at about 9 to the phone ringing. It was the dentist, remindin me of my appointment tomorow. i have a cavatie. I hate the dentist, i didn't used to care but he was so much nicer when i was a little kid. now he's mean. ohwell i'll just let the drugs take over. I always imagine that I got abducted and that this will be nothing compared the anal probe. Any-who, i'll let you guys know how it went. I need new hockey skates too. mine are too small and they make my feet hurt. well ttyl succas.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
ok, update. in order to lose weight without letting people know that I'm not comfortable I am going on a hunger strike, I'm limiting myself to a centrium pill, and a pop tart a day. this strike will go on untill i lose some fucking weight or untill the government tells us who really killed kennedy!!!! Hunger for Truth!!!!

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
oh, i can have water too. so thats it, centruim, pop tart and water.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
i dont' get it... what exactly are you complaing about? saying you have no money - but gonna buy a new car and own a car right now... you're going to ski camp...

and that wasn't anywhere close to the longest post... but thanks for trying.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'form of osmosis? oh christ man turn back now cuz you're heading down a one-way road to fucktardville.' Matt (yeti)
 
u actually read that whole thing

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
that really wasn't long but....fuck your guy friend and go for the girl

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
too late. now i am off to actually read that.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
never mind

602 posts. go me.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
yeah i was gona keep typing but i decided to stop.

I hate the fucking dentist!!!!!!!!

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
HAHA, I clicked it, what up now!? biotch!

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
i stayed away a day

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
after one sentence i stoppped. i'm jsut too bored to read it

*CS*

Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.

 
Ok time for an update. The hunger stricke lasted an amazing 12 hours. It broke once i was tricked into eating an oreo. Dentist sucked, not goin back for a long time. I wish i could just get dentures so I wouldn't have to worry about those damn teeth. Well I got a job, diggin' ponds for peoples back yards. Well only one guy i guess. 8 bucks an hour, that sucks but it's not too hard. Actulaay it is, shoveling whell barrol after barrel full of dirt. I got some gnarly blisters, even though I was wearing gloves. I'm also gardening for the people that live acroos the street. They r on vacation, they have a hot daughter, should I set up a hidden camera in her room? Also I'm gona be driving limos for whitedovelimo.com now thats a cool job. I just get to hang out in the car while they eat dinner for hours, get paid to sit on my ass. I found out my step dad used to be a gigalo, i think thats how my mom met him. Strange really when you think about it. The car is still for sale read above if your interested. I'll post a pic sooner or later. well, i'll be keeping you posted on my life. Oh yeah i almost forgot, I'm gona get a new bike maybee. And I got to take my dog to the vet for his shots. I'll post a pic of him too, later that is. Well now that all is said and done, I leave you to talk amongst yourselfs.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
I just got a great idea for a web site. Like rumors.com its a site where you can spread rumors about people. just add a pic, a lie and some contact info and ruin someones life!!!!

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
dude, my first post was WAY longer. WAY LONGER! so there. :P

i guess i should actally read your whole post though....

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
yeah, i already mentioned about that.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
you are a whiner man, and 12 hours??? i did 30 no sweat.

so my post was longer

AND i can kick your ass in the famine thingy.

you betta watch your back, foo

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
what famine thing? u mean the hunger strike? Ne ways it doesn't matter. all that matters now is that I was watching this comedy thing last night at like 2 am. these guys were horrible. this one guy only talked about how he was gay and couldn't get a girlfriend. and this other guy was like, I like to use I can't belive it's not butter, b/c I like toast and I like to be suprised. I mean sht how gay is that. I think net flix is screwing me over, when i did the trial thing everything was going smothly, now that I subscribe dvd's are out of stock, they take longer to get here. its really a bunch of bull shit. much like this thread.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
ug that took me so long to read, ha! i weight 240, and i did a 45 hrs hunger strike! it was gonna be 50 hrs, but i ate a bugar accidentally. hahaha diggen ponds eh?! dont set up a video camera, just take pics, show us all, and if she asks y u were taken pics, just say it for a human resource project. or yearbook. soemthing liek that. hahah. get a pick of your car. i haev no $$$$ but wanna c it.

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
 
hunger strike is bad..slows down metabolism....yeah, but i like the way you write, will you write me a book? it was fun to read cuz i didnt' get bored, adn some way your thoughts seemed to lead into eachother, even though they were all completely random. I like it, keep goin...its like a beer bong 'chug chug chug chug' cept yuo're writing...dude, good job, i'm so proud. This is my new favorite thread.

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
man thanks you guys, i didn't know ne1 even cared, well i guess you don't care as long as it's entertaining. Well story time once again, ok so fathers day is coming up, well by now it already is up. I wanted to get my dad something but he has everything and he hates everygift he gets, all he like is fishing stuff and duct tape, for his birthday I bought him 2 costco packs of DT. He'll be taping for like 15,000 feet. And I have him so stocked up on fishing stuff there isn't nething I could buy that he doesn't already have. I used to get him gag gifts but they were kinda gay. So i made him a few cd's for his new car a little dylan and some denver. He likes those old guys. Personaly I like all kinds of music. I've been listening to 90.1 fm in denver. I won't tell you what it is but if your in the area check it out, only one comercial every ten minutes. Thats why I don't listen to the radio. commercials and I don't like the idea of people telling me what to listen to. Cd's are the way to go. I was down at the 16th street mall today. I saw a bunch of old hobos sleepin and what not. I'm thinkin' i could make some cash if I held up a sign at an intersection. Clever ones though like 'Make the guy behind you look cheap, make a donation' or like little tid bits different ones everyday. But the best money maker ever was what I did with a friend last year. Ok jimmy buffet was coming to town. We bought boxes and boxes of plastic leighs. some cheap and some nice, they cost about 10 cents each we sold the cheap ones for a buck and the nice ones for 2.50. then they got cheaper if someone bought more than one. we also made exchanges for beer and boobs, man we saw alot of boobs that day. Neway in about 3 hours we made about 600 bucks profit each, and get this, we sold out. we could have made twice that much. so if jimmy's commin to your town do it. not in denver though or I'll break your fuckin legs. Ok, this is a good place to stop. keep checking back and giving me your feed back.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
oh yeah i forgot to mention, I saw undercover brother. it was friggin great. I'm not a black man, nor do i wish to be one. Some might say this movie was offensive but they made as much fun of black people as white. But i'm boycotting united artist theaters. fucking fat cats have comercials b4 the movie. now don't get me wrong trailers are ok, sometimes they r better than the movie, but seriously, i didn't pay 6 bucks to watch a coke comercial. I'm gona call them up and cuss at them and get a free pass.

here is the new subaru baja:

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'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
you fuckin suckah, you got dissed hard by that chick with the stupid name

wait a second........isn't that your moms name?

you took you mom to your grad, and then she said she didn't want to lead you onj and then she left the country? hahahahahaha

and that car is for fags with little dicks

littledicked fag

and change your fuckin signature

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
the signature stays. And now, I have a question for ppl that know about mountain bikes. heres the specs.:

Frame: Mongoose designed, aluminum alloy front triangle with steel rear triangle

Fork: Element Racing with aluminum alloy crown

Handlebar/Stem: Threadless Ahead steel Mongoose diamond stem

Shifters: Shimano Revo RS-41

Derailleurs: Shimano C-050 Rapid Reverse

Brakes: Aluminum alloy linear pull

Levers: Adjustable aluminum alloy

Crank: Aluminum alloy crank 28/38/48T

Freewheel: 11-28T

Rims: Alloy black anodized with brushed sidewall

Hubs: ATB oversized with front quick release

Tires: 26' x 1.95' Mongoose tires

Seat: Mongoose Racing ATB saddle

Accessories: Welded, oversized bar ends

I'm not a serious biker, thats why i'm asking for help. I dont need the best bike and i know this isn't it but i think it's ok to start out with.



'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
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'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
That bike fuckin sucks ass man, i hope you didnt buy that shit, anyways i have to much ADD to read all that shit so i dunno what anyone is talkin about, but skipimp qorked your ass and it was funny shit!!!

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
Yeah, the bike blows dude. How much were they asking? Try looking second hand, then u could pick up a way better spec'd bike that'l progress u more, for bout the same price.

I like this train of thought stuff though.

And I totally sympathise with the wtf-do-I-do-now thing of leaving school.

= The Only Person Stopping You Is You =
 
That is the ugliest suby I have ever seen

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0
 
bad things come from mongoose.... trust me. spend the extra dough, go to a real bike shop and get a schwin, fisher, or some other actual bike. In canada there are some nice DeVinci's for cheap.

-Pat
 
yeah dont topuch that steaming pile of hippo shit

and ryan, liz says you smell

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
ok, a few things thats for the inout on the bike, it was only 150 bucks. I decided to keep looking and get a better used one. Now two, skipimp didn't really quork me, he only restated things I had already said, then said i took her to grad, not prom. well ok. I know i got hosed. Man i got a bussy week. This thursday I'm leaving to go to orientation for school. I'll be in gunnison thru sunday. I'll get to do some fishing tho so it wont be so bad. Well my dad bought this piece of shit old tow bhind camper. it looks like shit on the outside. he bought some land down in a little town called trinidad. he decided that he would rather live in a trailer in a shit hole town than a house in denver. Funny, the lady that started the huge fire worked for the parks and forest service. they should name the fire after her, dumb bitch. Anywho I've made my sign to go and beg with I think i might try it tomorow. Some ppl get like 50-100 bucks a day if they get a good corner. the only thing I'm worried about is takin a hobo's spot and he wants revenge. I mean a bite can give a man rabies. Back to my idea on the rumor website, you could make money by making people pay to get the bad stuff taken off. I think it would catch on.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
I thought grad was prom..i guess IM the idiot

you know what else was 150 bucks? the rights to screw you in the ass...i saw it for sale on eBay, man you sell out cheap

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
that was touching.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
I'm still waiting for some words of wisdom... ANY words of wisdom.... HAHAHA Wizz! Wizdom, get it? Bring back the pee thread!

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I'm a bomb sniffing dog, and baby, you're da BOMB!!!
 
Well, i haven't posting in this thread in awhile, thats because not much has happened. I went to coc session b, my coach didn't show up, it was gay, i moved from group to group aimlessly, i didn't really get any instruction, oh well. At the last day barbeque I won a pair of skis, that was cool, I guess I could be more thankfull, but i like the skis i have now (enemys). The fischers are ok, there a good size, 180, I don't know what year they are tho, they have a camo. print on the tail, ne1 know what season their from? Um I got back to colorado, just been working and hanging out. My parents are gone for a week so I have the house to myself, your prolly thinkin' party? right? Well no, no party in my house I have too much nice stuff. So an empty house goes to waste. Oh well, reign of fire was a pretty cool movie, it's not gona get an oscar but it was still good. The dragons look real. I'll give you guys a review on 8 legged freaks in a few days. But no movie compares to the best movie of all time, Josie and the Pussy Cats. That movie is great, it funny, good music, and rachiel leigh cook is the hottest woman alive. Rock on, I'll leave you with a picture
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I shot this one in colorado springs, I was driving down i-25 going about 50 I was just planning on taking a picture of the mnts but when I looked at what I shot I noticed a flag in the lower corner, so I cropped that bad boy, I know it's not real sharp but the flag was about half a mile away flappin' in the wind.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
fuck, here:

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'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
Matt harvey loves the cock.

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
man, i've been hearin some shitty stuff about COC lately....meh, highnorth for me i guess

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
on the josie and the pussy cats thing, i would have to disagree. tara reid is by far the hottest girl in the movie

Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
Well I haven't updated this thread in a long ass time but now I return! I don't really have anything important to say so feel free to stop reading. Well It's november, almost done with the fall semester at good ole' western state. Stuff is rockin' the shiznit though. In the past few months I've been here I've drank more liquor than I had in the entire 18 years before. Manoman can I drink. Yeap I've found a fond liking for peppermint superschnapps. 101 proof succa this ain't no bitch ass fruity schnapse. I spelled it wrong both times oh well. Beer is ok but only for breakfast, it's too expensive and it takes to long to get working. Nt to mention once you break the seal you goin' back and fouth to the front lawn all night. Well I bought a kayak, yeah it was at a benifit auction it's a Perception ARC it's an ok boat I got it for $151 i mean for that price I couldn't say no, I really wanted a wave sport mutant. O well. Yeah I finally bought a bike if you were still wondering from the pics above, It's just an ole stumpjumper but it works. By the way don't take meterology thjinking it will be an easy class, it fucking sucks it's harder than physics and calculus combined. Um i was at wolf creek last saturday and skiing 1.5 feet of freshies. but lame ass crusted butt doesn't open till dec 14. Gotta go get my new skis mounted in a few days as monarch opens this weekend. This whole college thing would be alot better if they got rid of the classes. The tgr premier here was a total disaster, about 10 kids went. So the odds for winning a prize were in my favor, I got subject to change and mind the addiction. WOrking in the mail room is what I do for the cizzash. throwin' ppls packages around is pretty fun, and it's like I get a free subscription to every magazine there is. There's this really hot bitch that lives accross the hall. We'll call her tara, man she is one fine piece of ass. But shes a quick one, I'm have to try real hard to scam on her. Oh well i got a 12 page papper due on Salomon Monday, I'll post it in the article section when it's done. Untill then, or sooner I'm outs.

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Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
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