Doing ---it at someone elses house ---impolite or not

depends how drunk u are and where it is. i have in the bathroom at my friends house. ya i occupied thier bathroom for like an hour and a half
 
depends, is it in their bed? It is then if they didnt give u the OK. but if its on the couch, go for it.
 
My dad was out of town a while ago, and I had sex in his bed. There were too many people in my room so we had to go somewhere...

Then I had a party once, and a chick was givin some guy head in my dads bed, i didnt know about it neither did anyone else. my dad was home and shit he was just outside talkin I guess and he went into the house, and he walked in his room, and flipped out at what he was seeing and literally threw the kid out of the house. then the kid tried to fight my dad... didnt work
 
As long as you do it their parents bed and they never find out your good to go. And in the bathroom is just plain dirty.
 
i think the bathroom would probably be a wiser choice then your buddy's parents bed. who knows what lurks in those sheets.
 
At my roommate's birthday party I walked in to my bedroom to find 2 ppl I didn't know doing it on my bed. Freakin' disgusting. NOT OK!

Other than that, I guess it's ok if it's not in anyone else's bed.
 
res halloween party.. a girl i knew went back to their single room to find it was locked - but she didn't lock it.

she stormed off, came back to find a condom wrapper on her sheets. hahahaha.
 
If it is a good friend of either one of yours, ask, then go for it.

If it is a not so good friend the don't. Cuz it's just awkward.

If it's a complete stranger... who the fuck cares!
 
last fall my friends had a party so one of my friends asks if he can use his room to bang this chick and he says yeah go ahead. so they were in there for quite a while and my friend was gettin aggravated that they were in his room that long so he told them to get out and when we walked in to see what damage was done to his room. there was blood all over the sheets. on the pillow case and everything. even a hand print of blood on the wall and the condom was lost somewhere in the room. hahaaha fucken funniest shit ever! but then they fought afterwards and it was the gayest fight ever
 
Once a few years back my friend was in town from out of state and was staying at his mom's house. We all went out that night and ended up crashing there too. (his mom was out of town.) Anyway that night one of my buddies brought this chick back with us from the bar and fucked her on his mom's nice leather couch. She came home the next morning way early and found him and the girl sleeping on the couch naked.
 
awesome..

but truly, what are friends for?

I did a friends ex-girlfriend on his couch outside his bedroom one night after I picked her up at the bar - i didn't know that she was his ex-girlfriend, and he was in his room when the rest of us got back to their apartment. he goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, see's her with me, and starts laughing.
 
it gots a hella funny story bout dis time i was at da party.

yo so we was at dis party an i was fuckin da chick doggy style, she all bent ova an shit. so we fuckin fo quite a while an then i decide i want to humiliate da bitch. to trick her i pretend like i gonna jizz on her back. so i pulls my dick out and then i spit on her back. she think i just jizzed so she turned around an i jizz in her muthafuckin eye! she was humiliated like a dumb ho bitch. straight in her eye. dats what me an armando like to call "da sneaky arabian"
 
theres the gorilla mask too where you blow all over her face then rip out your pubes and stick them to her face
 
A couple of summer's ago, i was with my brother and his frat brothers...We went to a party, then came back to one of his frat brother's dad's house. Now, the dad is usually really cool about sutff like this. so, we all pass out around 3 am. 5 rolls around, and im awoken to shouts of what the fuck, get up, and find out that one of the girl's left her thong lying around, and he thought someone was banging on his furniture...we left promptly

all in all...drunk, who cares, friend, ask, stranger, fuck in his room.
 
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