Doing funny shit to girls houses.

1.if they have a pool wait till garbage day or just go to a resteraunt and get a shitload of garbage dump it in their pool on/in their cars on their lawn put raw pieces of meat / fish in their raingutters!

2. spraypaint all of their windows black and shut off the power to their house!

3.steal a car and park it in their driveway!

4.cover their yard in tar!

with gas prices so expensive and mexicans so cheap i think i am going to start riding a mexican to work!
 
yeah, that would suck

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
then you run...

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
kinda gross but my friend had a bad breakup with a girl, so my other friend took a shit on their front porch

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail. -awesome pickup line on the slopes
 
i havent actually done this yet but i will: if you have a school rivalry or shit, or whoever has a huge front lawn, get shovels and friends, dig you initials or some slogan or logo or whatever into their lawn as a foot deep trench. maybe not your initials, that will lead to you arrest. but some logo or shit. then fill the trench with concrete, which can be bought cheaply and mixed onsite in a garbage can. the only downside is you hafta to it when no-ones home, it takes a while. but it will be there for years.

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It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
^thats kinda weird

i watched someone doing this

buy like 200 of those plastic pink flamingos and put them all over her yard

buy core

I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift

-skifiend

 
one thing you can do is if your willing to spend like 60 bucks you can go get like a truckfull of flower or if your real cool get alot of cement. and dump it all over their lawn or driveway or somethin and turn their hose on and turn all the flower into dough. or you get molassis and dump it all over their driveway, garage door and stuff and it will take like a month to clean up.

 
or another cool thing you can do is find two light poles and get that fishing string shit and tie a ton of it between the two so its crossing the street and it makes like a wall of string so when cars come they hit it and there like what the hell was that?, or just use like 2 or 3 strands of string so little kids like ride their bikes into it and stuff.

 
My homie got a picture of this girl showin the titiies, real nice picture mind you. And about 4-5 months later he was asked to house sit while her family was on vacation......... sooooooooooooo he took her picture off the mantle blew up a copy of the titties and switched em out placed the picture right back on the mantle and bounced, good stuff

 
u trip and it flys all the way up the chimey and down GEEEZ

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
"doing funny shit to GIRLS houses"

u sound like an 10 year old

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"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"

 
get a bunch of instant mashed potatoes powder and spread it all over their lawn right before it is going to rain. that way they will wake up to a lawn of mashed potatoes.

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

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i have a door knocker and a door bell, but it doesn't work, if anyone ever did that to me i would be annoyed...but i have a window in my door so i would look out it first

soul sisterhood
 
haha my friend hit one of those on his moped going 40

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"Good. Your chances of walking in on your girlfriend "experimenting" just drastically increased. Tag it and bag it. " - Brent from tchardcore

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
 
no no, i was eating down stairs and i accedntly spilled it wen i went to grab it

05/06 goals

get cork 5s down

cork 7s

5&7 leading tru tail

5&7 muted down

backflip

3 leading tru tail over 80 foot kicker

switch 5s

switch 7s

 
they tp'ed this one girls house and totally fucked it up with eggs etc... so now i want to show them that it sucks to have to sit outside and clean shit up for an hour or too

oh fuck you

They call me HoodRich
 
where the hell is my update

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
haha I jus realized that we have a knocker on our front door......Im gonna do that thing to my mom....

because I like poop.
 
my heart ain't beatin like it should in stead of goin

bump bump bump

  • its going boom boom clap


    • They call me HoodRich
 
i saw this thread like a way long time ago i love when they make a miraculse comeback

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
put a flaming bag of "poo" on an old mans doorstep

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
last night my friend megan and i found a baby pool in someones trash so we took it and put it in my friend nick's basement/bedroom and filled it up. we didnt realize that it leaked. so im pretty sure we made a huge mess. but it was purple and had an elephant in it, so it was awesome.

Just Fucking Ski

soul sisterhood
 
get some duck tape and spread it acrosse the drive way then put bannans and old fruit to the sides so when they drive acrose it, it will spray all over their car.

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and yes we're talking about dashlonge, da shlong, dash longe, ...his full name is dashielle. just like mike is michael, steve = steven, dick = richard. figure it out kids. you can't be spoon fed your whole lives.

-shradical

Got a sister

This is the result of controled substances in widespread use.-Dave Berry.

-a smart man should be able to spell a word at least two ways -Thomas Jefferson
 
okay this has got to be the tenth time I've asked, and I guess I got my answer by you not responding....you were too pussy to do any of it?

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
HAHAHAHAHAHA fried chicken and black people. one of the most racist yet amusing things ive heard in a while.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
ya but its weeyard... nothing cool just ppl with too much time on there hands

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"aj's booty is pretty crunk... wait, shit, i mean booter... ajit's BOOTER is pretty crunked... yeah. yeah, that's it..."-teddy

"In school i did cool always go them grades but i acted real bad so the teacher said what you gonna do boy u gotta go get paid, man ill be rhymin' doing my own thang" - Zion I

THE LAB

"...More stylie looking.. all about the Mark Dvorak steez." -sterling

 
for so long i thought it said DOUG FUUNNY SHIT TO OTHER PEOPLES HOUSE and i had NO idea wat you were talking about

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
this winter steeze patrol thier will be a video, im to tired to write out why I havent done anything

They call me HoodRich
 
u should fork their house, take like 100 forks, and stick them into their lawn..... thatll show that fucker

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We used to steal lawn orniments from the indian people on our street and put them in the asian people's yards and watch them yell at eachother in diff laungues.

 
i didnt know that that was on mtv, one of my friends told me about it

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Sean

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put like 5 jolly ranchers in her shower head... when she takes a shower shell be all sticky and when she takes another it will get worse

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
Mad funny, but how old are you kids?

"Who's playing tonight?"

"The Shitty Beatles"

"Are they any good?"

"No they suck. Good Name though."

"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
 
well not to a house but at night when your drunk take two cans tie a fishing wire to each and stand on oppisite sides of the road and when a car drives by hold it up and it will get caught on the car and the car drives with the cans rubbing on the road making a real annoying noise

F33L ME?

hign north sesh 3
 
Deffinate ownage.

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†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
soo last night. it rained a litle bit, but my friend has been tped twice by this one girl and her friends. they did stuff like put shrimp and mustard all over there deck and whatnot, threw eggs and they even went through open windows so anyway my friends and i got this girl back last night. 140 rolls, 5 20 gallon bags of shredded paper, and my friends car full of junk like baby toys, bbq, tvs etc.with tp in the front lawn we wrote YEA BITCh. then for the grand finally we lit dog shit in a bag on fire on the front door step then right before we left we lit 2 100 packs of firecrackers. soo damn loud. fun time

LOGIC!!

www.logiclothing.com
 
1) poop in bag, egnite on doorstep

2) steel trinkets from their hoouse as suviners

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

 
haha me and some kids did this thing where we stole like christmas ornmanets and took them around areas like that you would know of and took polaroids with us with like blunts and 40s and taped them all to the ornament

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