Doing funny shit to girls houses.

bhill2.0

bhill2.0

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well me and my friends are putting this one neighborhood under control by screwing stuff up.

Idea#1

Setting up a crime scene in front of someones house with a chalk outline,do not cross tape, and such

Idea#2 TP

Standard Idea #3 Tie long invisible string to to knocker and hide across the street

anymore idea for making people unhappy?

Time is somewhat of an issue due to hitting 6 houses,Not to much damage,no cars involved, and this is close quarters shit,were doing this to girls

Help

They call me HoodRich
 
the door knocking thing would really piss someone off

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^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
dear god that door knocking thing is a sweet idea

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
too bad no one around here has knockers, just doorbells

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
the only key thing is tying it, very time consuming and you have to be quiet, also try to make the line go up and around the side of the house if possible so its really un detectable.

Ideasss

They call me HoodRich
 
like scotch tape it loosely or somethin to the house

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe
rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
i guess because it can be kind of seen so you need to watch for it, come on people, clearly you've all been a delinquent before

They call me HoodRich
 
go find 2 neighbors with outdoor furniture, and swap thiers for their neighbors

i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

ECS headwear, hit me up!
 
nope i guess im not a delinquent

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe
rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
also, double sided tape or adhesive on the welcome mat , ring the door bell and hope they step outside

They call me HoodRich
 
be careful about anything with oil because it stains streets... and uhh tping is so lame. if you like a girl go to her house when her families home and try to sell a fake product cause mom's always are suckered into that shit. pretend to sell fake cookies for like terminally ill patients, it'll be a way to get in with the girl she'll like it, or find it incredibally offensive and never talk to you again.

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
the door knocker is still the best idea

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe
rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
the door knocking thing will def. piss her off, cause when the guys used to go around and ring my friends door bell she would get soo pissed

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe
rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
shrink wrap their house...we did it to some kid's cabin at camp, it was hillarious, they couldnt get out.

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
 
steal various lawn ornaments from peoples front lawns...place them on the lawn of the person you hitting. Then egg the shit out of the house

 
I used to poo bag. Do that. Except don't light it on fire. Oh and don't leave the bag. Empty it, put the bag over it and step on it real good. That way they can't sweep it off. Just leave a giant pile of shit mashed into their door mat.

 
put something that they would pick up it front on the doormat

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
 
We just smoke pot....isn't that considered delinquancy?

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
that wouldn't work....at all

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
if you really want to be a dick

step1. fill a cup with urine, or any foul liquid

step2. lean it against the door with no lid

step3. ring the doorbel

step4. run and watch the insanity

TIGHT PANTS WIDE STANCE FAT SKIS SKINNY BITCHES
 
get saran wrap and duct tape it loosely in front of the door so it has like a foot or so of room seal it off on all 3 sides minus the top! fill it with random objects , tampons , packing peanuts , condoms , ky jelly , leaves , toys , dead animals whatever!

ring the doorbell watch them open it just to a facefull of random shit covering their floor!

you can get creative and do it for several situations i it it for prom filled it with teddybears and flowers candy all sorts of shit!

TIGHT PANTS WIDE STANCE FAT SKIS SKINNY BITCHES
 
get her parent permission go completely re arrange her room like change wich drawers her clothes are in missmatch the closet change as much as possible move furniture change color of lightbulbs anything you can to screw with her!

when she walks in she will be all sorts of tripped out!

TIGHT PANTS WIDE STANCE FAT SKIS SKINNY BITCHES
 
spell swearwords in their lawn with salt it will kill the garss and it wont grow for several years

TIGHT PANTS WIDE STANCE FAT SKIS SKINNY BITCHES
 
put raw fish under their doormat, in their hedges, anywhere that's hard to find out about. The best is if you can hide it in their house, it stinks like hell

 
hahaha, that would be awesome, and stinky

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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
we were going to do a crime scene lol

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

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pack up a box that looks real professional, with a printed label and all from a sketchy-named company, and fill it with huge dildos and vibrators and a plastic bag that looks like weed or anything you want that would work. And put it on their doorstep under the her last name... im sure her mom will be happy

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word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

 
^^^hahah that is bound to happen one of these days

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

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light up a big ol' flaming bag of shit on the doorstep, always a good time.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
do what they did in that one damage control, run into thier back yard and lay down with like your parachute cut up and deployed so it looks like you fell hahaha, i loved that episode.

-kulpy-

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
what happens when they open the door and like walk out and run into the "invisible" string?

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Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
bhill i can really tell that u are super cool and really mature now, fucking cash chucker

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
two words

fried chicken

get a shitload of it

and like rub it on everything

and then leave it in their front yard

so when they wake up a shitload of black people

will be in thier front yard eating fried chicken

jk

yeah

but get like carpet sraps

and a nail gun

and nail the carpet to their lawn

thats a good one

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eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash al
 
thats the same shit, just ring the bell and runn off, we do it all the time in my hood(i actually said hood), anyways, its damn fun. some bitches even comes after us in their cars n shit. hahaa

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the best thing i have ever done to a girls house is build a giant snow penis in her front yard. it was detailed and graphic. her dad was pissed because he thought she did it, and she was just plain embarassed. i recommend this trick when there is snow around

 
skrewing all the doors closed could be hilarious. but it might wake them up. i think im going to try the knocker thing too

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