Dog farts

anti_bunk

anti_bunk

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are way worse than human farts. blame the dog never works because they are so bad. Also, im pretty sure dogs can tell when they fart cuz mine just walked in my room, blasted one, and left. probably because i didnt play with her today. what a twat!
 
My dog likes to sit on the hardwood florr and rip ass, or he will come and stand next to you and make you rub his butt,and rip ass
 
hahaha omg they suck! my dog usually has the spd's that smell awful but sometimes you can hear em and it kinda scares him. like he will turn around and start sniffin his ass and hes like woah what the fuck was that.
 
my dog does it when he jumps onto windows...so he will hop onto the window ledge and rip a small one. only sometimes
 
my friend's dog walked into a room and it was really quiet, let out a squeaker and when he heard the noise jumped up and ran a way
 
My dog used to have a farting problem, like no lie. He was on a special diet, because of his food allergy's. It was terrible, he would come into my bed while I would be sleeping, and let them rip. The smell was horrendous, lol. Crazy times.
 
I have a rottweiler and he farts all of the time. They are really loud farts too. Mostly he farts in his sleep, but it's not uncommon for him to come into the room, walk by you, fart, then leave.

My beagle hardly farts at all.
 
totally agree. freaking kibbles and chunks gave my dog the shits hardcore. it was soooooooo bad. like straight up sulfur and dead corpse type smell. awful shit. so we switched it up to canned shit and the gas is gone but she still has the poops. but whatever as long as its outside i could care less.
 
i dont think dogs know they fart. My dog will let some rip and they will be loud and they will scare the shit out of him and he will look up and be like what the fuck was that
 
My dog farts like uberlong sometimes, it goes like Fwiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet, and then it ends with a pruup!, really nasty but these don't smell nearly as bad as the silent ones, they're silent killers...
 
yea once in a great while i will smell the after effects of my beagles fart. and only once have i actually heard it. my dog is a pro when it happens though, because she knows what she did, she just pretends she didnt do it.
 
yea once in a great while i will smell the after effects of my beagles fart. and only once have i actually heard it. my dog is a pro when it happens though, because she knows what she did, she just pretends she didnt do it.
 
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