Dog barf is a wonderful smell

[newschooler8924]

so i wake up at 7am about to head off to fucking breckinridge and i see my stupid worthless fat mut of a dog has shitted and barfed ALL FUCKING OVER MY LIVING ROOM! so it takes me 2 hours to clean this fucking mess up and by then its 10 o clock and not even worth it to go up there. i fucking hate animals , peta can go fuck themselvs , i say burn the fucking rainforests and kill all of the fucking endangered species all animals do is shit and eat they are incapible id anything meaningful.

 

[petek]

You know the main ingredient in perfumes and colognes, ambergris, is actually petrified whale vomit?

 

[andrewg]

shoulda left dat shit until u got home

 

[pns513]

o rly?

that's kinda nasty but o well

 

[MissMontana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJl1nD8U50M

 

[derick]

ya try living on a farm..i just got done cleening up cow shit for 2 hours try doing that 2 times a day...animals should kill them selfs..or better yet i would find enjoyment killing those mutafukers

 

[freestyler540]

hahahaha I hate fucking dogs

 

[Shpadoinkle]

you know what also smells good? raw egg dog farts.

 

[C.R.420]

that sucks that he shit all over the place.

but you shouldnt hate animals so much. my dog is a straight-up balla.

you know you are an animal, dont you? haha

 

[MistaFab]

hahahahahahah ew

 

[ScratchFS91]

yeah dude those are fucking rank

 

[Norred]

I was driving my dog to a buddies house the other night and he fucking puked all in the middle console. I almost puked from the smell.

 

[LostValleyPowMan]

no wonder all the fat girls at my school have nasty perfume... u always know when a fatty's coming because it smells like candy mixed with b.o.

 

[ECGove]

that was fucked up