Doesn't something wierd alwasy happen when your.....

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UrbanSkier

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I've come to the conclusion that something wierd always happens when your blazed. There is alwasy one thing that trips me out more than anything, like something out of the ordinary that you would rarely see seems to always happen. I want to know why these wierd ass things always happen when your high. Its messed up. Like a while ago we were eating at mcdonalds in walmart and there was this old guy leaning against a wall and we all thougth he was dead, cause he was soooooooooooo old, and so we asked the peole working there to wake him up and they wouldn't so we tapped him a couple times and he didnt move, so eventually we kinda nudged him and he woke up. We were all tripping way to hard. Or once we were at a club and we were all way to high to be in public and this drunk loner guy came up to use all agressive and shit and was like 'watch this shit' and he bit this chunk of a glass off and started chewing it. What the fuck is that? When does that happen, ever? It doesn't happen? I was like where the hell am i, i need to leave. Anyone else have any wierd ass shit happen when your messed up?

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
yeah weird shit always happens...when Im blazed I tend to notice the smallest things, or I realize things that I have never even thought of before. Its really weird. I always figure out things that I don't know the answer to. I always get thinking waaaaay too hard.

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'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0
 
you guys are rookies... wierd shit only happens to me now when i'm not rizziped.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
I dont mean like things you dont notice, i mean like wierd shit like something fucked up, like that dead guy man

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
i was up at this school at night and i hit one of those handicapped enterance buttons and the door swung open, a red light started flashing, the door slammed shut, and the alarm started to go off. it was a old fashoned one so it just blared a steady loud siren we just booked it and then realised we forgot out skated so we went back and grabbed them but as we where leaving the fire cheif who had come up to the school asked us what happened it was fucking weird ,the alarm didnt turn off for 1/2 hour....oh man that made me mad sketch

**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

'i'm tired of people talking shit when they dont know whats up.. i'll tell everybody off including god himself... i dont give a fuck.' - Dirty.
 
the past few months when i get really flaked (oh dan - if only you were here to read this) I start thinking and talking (mostly thinking) about humans and how they've changed over the centuries and how society has changed and how people have changed within society... and also how 'cool' people think and why they think they are cooler than the 'losers' and vise versa... I get really deep into it and for some reason I always think that I figured out the human mind and why we are put on this earth.................. than after a while i forget everything I thought about and go bug the chicks working at Tim Hortons. Oh shit - tonight I ate 1.5 large pizza's... so tasty - ah fuck, i gotta go to school tomorrow... i haven't been to school lately so i guess it's a good thing that i go. DOWN WITH HOMEWORK - UP WITH MINISKIRTS!!!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
hmm... just a hunch but maybe this is only happening because you are blazed?

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
oh come one you've got to be fucking kidding me. thats pretty lame guys.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
that his post got removed, i hate that, i really wanna know what it says...same with jeff's

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
wierd things always happen to me to.. but skiing high is the best.... you think that you are sooo good... i do it all the time....

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that was fucking weak for sure. All i said was that i am high more than i am not, so the funniest things seem to happen when i am NOT high.

Wait, this will probably get deleted too. The least the moderators could do would be to at least add a little comment saying why they had to remove something, cuz i am pretty sure that what i said was not offensive or anything like that.

bullshit.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
i go almost physcotic when high.. i get really tripped out i also laugh alot and i tend to fall down. but yes the best things happen when high. u hook up with guys... or when iw as with shawn going to tremblant, we ran into this town with deers and it totally tripped me out

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
Yo ryan, the guy who ate the glass was my buddy lance.....he's a crazy motherfucker, he looks like a psycho

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
I always get thinkging about stuff that goes on in the world and get all these good ideas on how to solve shit like that. But back to seeing wierd stuff we walk by this girls house whe we know and this other girl drives up in her car gets out and is dressed up like a princess or fairy or something and i have no idea why, then just goes to the front door and walks right in. We couldnt even figure out if it was for real.

where does all the white go when the snow melts?
 
in grade 10 I got really fucked up and got lost in my home town... it's not a big town, and i went to take a shortcut behind the retirement home to get to the main street and i got distracted by this old dude in the retirement home and after a while i just kind of walked off into the woods going the wrong way... I ended up out by Avening (for anyone who knows the creemore area) which is like 3 or 4 km southeast of Creemore.

Ya know - I seam to loose my navigational skills when I'm not sober minded... so for future referance - sober darryl = kicks anyones ass with directions, drunk darryl = who the fuck knows where I'll end up.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
how come the brackets dissapear when you write

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'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
You knew that guy shawn? Thats embarassing, he was like 35 and didnt have any friends.

Heres another fucked up thing, hardest laughing attack ive ever had. We are at a club in Hull but before we go in we are a t a bank thats on a corner. SO theres this girl who like trots by and shes cracked out like i dunno what shes on. SO she has like one pony tail sticking straight up and another like somewhere else. And shes wearing these green overall shorts. SO this crackhead of a girl trips on by and I trip thinking shes a fucking leprichaun, wierdest shit ever!! Too funny

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
when you get baked....isn't the point to have weird shit happen....its kind of a given...

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
on the last day of the ski year is was so hot out, there was still tons of snow everywhere and it was all soft and slushy. we got sooo baked and just ripped up the groomers the whole day, it was one of my funnest days this yeat

 
hey ryan, was her name tessa and did you take her home and fuck her?hahahahahahahahahaha

you fuckin grodie bastard

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i feel down the musical stairs at the science museum in boston it was loud i am told

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Eat bleach and die.
 
Now that i think about it shawn, i had lots of drugs mixed with lots of alcohol that night, but were not going to mention that agina, cause that WAS wierd shit and i dont want to really think about it anymore. Whatever never ever regret anything you do, that bitch still has my underwear and i think shes a witch man, she tries to do this staring thing and i told her that she was fucking freaking me out and that she was crazy and i havnt talked to her sice.

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
hahahahahaha

oh fuckk.....

anyways, sat night after the fight, i was walking home after smokin some hash oil at my buds and i heard two gunshots...no doubt about it, and then i found some chicks clothes in a park and then i saw something that looked like an in-sole for a shoe, but it was a sharp piece of metal and when i picked it up i thought there was blood on it...i was freakin out and i couldn't look in the garbage can cause i thougt her body was in there...i was soo fucked.....if you wanna have a trip, smoke some hash oil.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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