Does your PENIS get cold while skiing?

[Chompo.]

So what size should i get if its 7.5 long and i want it fairly baggy? But not to baggy because i want to wear it around town...

 

[Funkadelic]

Unfortunately for me they don't have a chode option.

 

[BenStillerFagget]

my dean gets cold on the chairlift. but bj's from the honeys keep it warm.

 

[PartyHon]

you wish bro

 

[naturday]

all the time...its really annoying.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

I'm sorry but I wish not to tie anything around my penis.

 

[ryman]

I'd bet 'snakes' gravitate towards your crotch. sorry, had to be said.
but seriously, it's not really one of the warmest areas, actually the opposite. testes need to remain at a pretty specific temperature slightly below core body temp or sperm production is affected -> infertility.
having said that, i completely agree that i can't see why anybody's penis is getting cold. only happened to me this one time, when there was an ice carving of a naked chick, bent over...

 

[muFFn]

I just died laughing. Why won't your karma go any higher.

 

[COskier]

Forget the temperature control, throw on one of these and some emo pants and watch the girls to flock to you like the salmon of capistrano.

 

[beermuscles]

i've never been able to quote something that might be removed .. im excited.

 

[Tha_Wizard]

the skiers fleshlite

 

[PartyHon]

how about no?

 

[Smuffy]

the PENIS in caps was totally necessary.

btw this is an excellent idea