Does your PENIS get cold while skiing?

[Obsessedwski]

Presenting...

THERMAJOCK!!!

http://thermajock.com/index.html

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

No, stop asking

 

[Black-Bandanna]

One might say it's a....sock? ....for your cock?

 

[Piste.Off]

I prefer the Tuggie

 

[encludemeout]

ordering right meow

not really. i've never had a problem with my penis getting cold

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot

 

[skithesprings]

this brings a story to mind...
sometimes while riding i'll be like, damn its kind of chilly, i don't get it. its not that cold out yet i feel slightly chilled. then it hits me and i look down, pull up my tall tees, and my fly is open. i call it chillydick. it happens to me rather often.

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

me too. on occasion my pants will actually unbutton and my fly unzip and the only thing holding my pants up is my belt. doesnt take too long to notice though. balls get sucked up it no time

 

[BootySpunk.]

I just keep myself hard all day long so my cock is filled with blood and never gets cold.

 

[chicken]

Never again will I have to deal with pre-hot tub embarrassment after a cold day on the slopes. Thank you thermajock for keeping my penis warm and hanging proudly!

 

[rickety_cricket]

I have been waiting for this for so long

 

[thisandthatfilms]

so much win in this post its absurd

 

[RyCo19]

As someone who has been forced to do this during my pledge term, I can tell you that no, you do not prefer this option.
Also, the diagram at the bottom of this page is hilarious:http://thermajock.com/how-it-works.html

 

[jeremy.g]

i feel like this is sooo unnecessary.

 

[ryman]

instructional diagrams and information. kinda looks like a purse for your junk - figures that a woman would come up with it.
http://thermajock.com/how-it-works.html

 

[TOK]

"versatile use" nice. very classy, I'm rocking one right now.

 

[Tw33k3d]

"Dries quickly." Nice. My cock sweats a lot.

 

[sirschralpalot.]

ouch

 

[MADDECENT]

precisely

 

[skiinian]

from their website:

"Tom came up with a prototype and quickly began to test it while running, walking the dog, or hanging out in his house."

hanging out in his house wtf!?! haha

 

[theabortionator]

If it gets cold I take my pants off and sit by the fire in the lodge

 

[gnarles.]

to bad i allready have a furnace in mine

 

[theabortionator]

I wear fleece pants when I snowboard so I'm nice and toasty.

It's hard to tale this thing seriously

 

[skithesprings]

in b4 "the referenced post has been removed" or whatever it says

 

[TheReverend]

I heard next years Saga will have thermajocks built in to the pants.

 

[TPalms]

SO much fucking win right here.

 

[Hi.Phi.]

I usually just tuck in one of my tall tees and then wrap it around my dingy.... but this works too

 

[toominator]

hahaha that looks pretty uncomfortable.

 

[PC.]

I just fill up a Gatorade bottle with hot water and slide it on. Some duct table attaches it, done deal.
Plus, I have some water for when I get thirsty later that afternoon.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

was straightlining some groomers last year with my fly open for like 2-3 runs before i noticed. a very bad case of chillydick

 

[gabe.]

haha buying used Saga pants would be awful than

 

[SlimDunkin.]

the only time my penis gets cold on the mountain is when i take it out, which is on that one rare day when I have sex off exterminator woods, so for me this would not be a sound investment

 

[Heinzler]

hahahahaa i lost. also inb4 post removal

 

[Brenone]

How did you find this?

 

[7-3instacall]

I'd rather have a moderatley cold dick than having a sweaty cock

 

[Shreddysaurus]

 

[soulskier]

even if youre right, youre wrong

 

[nikkib.]

hahahah!

 

[nikkib.]

LOL

 

[Peter.]

this happens to me as well. goddamn pants button

 

[ShortTeeLongPole]

Ridiculous. What about balls? Are they left out, forgotten, facing certain freezing?

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

... cocksock

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

... cocksock
i love it

 

[sick-as-aids]

not going for a 'big dick claim' but does that come in different sizes because it doesnt look that big and would be uncomfortable thing to not have fit right? #justsaying

 

[CKpolicy]

cock socks have been on the market since the beginning of time, you just have to find a girl willing to let you wear hers.

 

[neutralzombie]

i can't imagine why your penis would get cold in general. it's covered by at least two layers, and is situated near your asshole which is 42 degrees. and not to mention it's one of the warmest areas on your body, hence why snakes gravitate towards the crotch. i wish this thread was funny...

 

[McFellon]

speak for yourself- wait you're a girlwhen you hit the woods for a pee break, it can FREEZE

 

[neutralzombie]

well yeah! but putting a sock on it won't help you pee!

 

[Anathema]

im pretty sure if there was any warmth left for my body to give, it would be to my dick. if my entire body isn't cold yet, there's really no reason to worry