Does this happen to you?

[DeathByJibbing]

You are just doing your homework and you get attacked by 23 midgets with knives

 

[Aidan-G]

Usually it's a couple bears with Boston accents but I guess the principle is the same

 

[corona]

nope, normally it's just 22 of them

 

[bout_it]

rough life.

 

[Steeze_Minister]

no but one time I was stung by a bee

 

[O.RLY]

I sprained my foot recently. Kind of in the same boat.

 

[powderdrunkie]

never did homework

 

[roddy116]

one time i sharted but no not that.

 

[iSmokeweed]

just brushed my teeth

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i kicked over a jar of peanut butter which is like basically almost the same thing.

 

[theWIZARD]

I once ran over a squirell. But I have yet to be attacked by 23 midgets while doing homework. I should be careful.

 

[Peter.]

i used to do homework like you, then i took an arrow in the knee

 

[Aidan-G]

I used to be funny then I started making arrow to the knee jokes

 

[Steeze_Minister]

 

[wzrd]

stubbed my toe so were like the same person

 

[[evan]]

Holy fucking tits. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

 

[CatDaddy]

Only when I do meth

 

[bangarangmules]

I lost a contact one time.

 

[Finnbear]

All day every day.

 

[bustinthejus]

I thought I lost my contact last week, but it was actually stuck to my other one... Fucking aliens.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

OKkay so after i did my HW i went in the shower and when i closed my eyes and opened them i was getting raped by golem. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP I AM HAVING A WEIRD NIGHT

 

[ORDEAL]

Homework is for chumps

 

[DeathByJibbing]

Well this blows i went to class and i got shot by a small golem in the leg this days getting worse and worse

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

was it like this?

 

[DeathByJibbing]

Every time i get attacked by dogs i end up dying

 

[act.resist]

No usually it's unicorns and there not attacking me there making me sandwiches and it's not actually unicorns but drew Carey dressed as unicorns

 

[ski93]

I live in Lithuania and midgets are prohibited by law to use any kind of force

 

[fawne.]

not midgets....dwarfs? yes! there is a difference.

 

[Anathema]

was it a bar or a bat i saw

 

[*Bird]

got an arrow to the knee one time. hood lyfeee

 

[k-fred]

 

[act.resist]

.

 

[CheddarJack]

No but I did get stabbed in the thigh with a lightsaber once

 

[AntEater]

Same here! Then I had some fucker in all black with a breathing problem tell me he was my dad. shit is weird

 

[DeathByJibbing]

Then i got an arrow to the knee