Does anyone want to rap battle me

I'll rap battle you all day

You can't rhyme for shit

You just a baby in this rap game

Sucking on your mom's tits

Just made that up. RESPONCE BITCH????
 
Please stop, no one wants to read lines a bunch of rich, white, 16 year old pubescents wrote. You're not a hard ass, you're not from the ghetto, you are however middle to upper class suburbia, so if you want to write about how your mom is paying for the internet you are using right now, or how your lawn is bigger and greener than your neighbors.. then spit away.
 
They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with-

The gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawkings in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,

my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number 1

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy days is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!

I know in my heart they think I'm

white n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with-

The gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too

White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'

X-men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket

I must protect 'em

my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML for them all

Even made a homepage for my dog!

Yo! Got myself a fanny pack

they were having a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme

I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

I spend every weekend

at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'

They laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause

I'm so white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

All because I'm white n' nerdy

Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

I wanna bowl with-

the gangsters

but oh well it's obvious I'm

white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

rap without music is just poetry
 
Can someone fill me in on why whenever someone brings up rap battles, they have to mention how we are 99% white and at least middle class? You know it IS possible to talk about things relevant to our own lives. At the very least it can be creative. Nobody in this thread talked about being something they are not, so until that point I suggest restraint from idiotic responses.
 
yo im white and 16 wake up in the morning check my swag and lean your just mad bro throw a fit i compose a bit thatll expose your clit quick open your vagina and fist pump dance in there, drop the b boy stance and stare im ridin dirty like i forgot to douche holla at a girl with nice titties and a thick caboose
 
Good try.

..because its the truth. thats why. Yeah it is possible, but you would sound like a fucking rahtard rapping about how you just woke up, combed your hair, put your A&F polo on and headed to the bus stop.
 
yo im nice like that who woulda thought i could rhyme twice as fat as any cat with a pricy gat who said you needed to be black to be not wack i freak the beat like i leak my skeet with no black skin and no quick feet i still moss fuck rick ross bitches call me the boss who dat you can call me word-sauce
 
I put some thought in this next one, you get reassembled then torn,Gonna revert your thoughts, prepare to be a newbornToday is a lesson on the meaning of life,Where one man tells another that he slept with his wife.It's a slap in the face, when you realize your fate.That in no day will you ever be regarded as great.You get put to pasture, no statue built, no facade of alabaster.They describe my lyrics a la blaster, because of what I've masteredCan in no way shape or form be redone, a genius caster.To you it seems as though as if by magician,But tell you this I'm a statistician, Or rather a rapper physician,My diagnosis: stupidity like cancer coming out of remission,Brain's vital digits are pissing to the wind and missin'.You remind me much of a pestulant moth,Flying around a light in continual loss.Let's face it you stink, you end up like my lugies down a sink,Without chink, my armor shrugs you off, I am King.Here's the secret,I'm gonna help you a take peek at it.Like religion you need blind faith so give me a minute.Such as God what I say is scribed, further yet written in stone, Hint: Concerning rap it's best if you leave it alone.
 
well look further down, i enjoy using my grasp of the english language towards creative purposes. Maybe you are frustrated by the lack of skill, or meaningless topics all these young kids talk about. I don't fit your bill though, I live in VT, not suburban by any means, and can proudly say I don't own a single piece of clothing by A&F. If you feel you can do better than much of what you read on this site, why not share something and shut some of these fools up? If its not your thing then w/e.
 
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I'm sick and tired, how it seems to be required, how you have to be a ghetto rapper to be admired, how the only way you'll make a dime is if your hood inspired, so everyday pro rappers are retired, because a 16 yr old white suburban kid isn't desired, I'm going to go pass out in the street now cause I'm meth wired.

 
i dont give a shit about ya

ur a pussy bitch like la de da

ima kill yo couch nigga fuck that shit

ya girls got you down wit that bull-whip

i dont got two dimes about ya shoe strings

but yo just tell me two things:

can u regulate a g hood

tell me bout that tree wood

bark

im on a whole other level nigga im a canine

u a cat? u aint even got to say nine

lives, ill tear ur shit apart

then restock it like the super mart

im goin shoppin for yo bitch ass

ill throw u in a cart like a spetsnaz

russian federation

ima liberate a nation

u cant even get on my station

now tell me what im facin.
 
you think your all gangsta and shit, but your just mad cus your mom canceled your warcraft account and sent you on a panic fit. you fail like a mad tv bit, you might as well quit,

if you think your pro you might as well quit, admit, you cant spit for shit.

 
I'm really white but I wish I was black. Got my tall tee low pants and I'll never attack, Just bitch on the computer, got a car a nice house and a private tutor, my parents are rich, I'm a stuck up little bitch, I roll around just pretendin I'm ganster, but in reality nothing but a 10 year old internet wangster
 
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