Does anyone remember

GILLSKI

GILLSKI

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does anyone remember watching porn on channels you did not have? they were fuzzy and black ad white but every 10 seconds youd see 2 seconds of hard core porn
 
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old cable tvs.... when you did not buy the rights to a channel, you saw it in a snowy black and white staticy version with white noise..... if you dont understand what im saying than you have never done it
 
Those were the days. I remember doing this when I was a lil tyke before I really knew about the birds and the bees. My parents always wondered why I would watch static.
 
the only reason the porn channels on my tv are snowy is because i splooge all over the tv after i'm done fapping. same goes for animal planet, disney channel, and oprah winfrey network.
 
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YES. Back when the first tv in my room looked similar to this with the tiny cable box on the top. You could almost make out a boob occasionally and the audio was just enough to give your pre-pubescent penis the weirdest boner.

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dude like 10 people posted that they didn't know what OP was talking about. I understand it was channels he didn't get but the idea of watching 2 second glimpses porn on it is funny.
 
you'll never understand. i feel like im my grandpa trying to explane the miracle of electricity or something. channel 17, cinnamax, blurry as fuck. terrible porn. = THE DAY
 
hahahahaha this is a gem of a post because anyone who doesnt get it is clearly to young. this thread weeds out the 12 year olds for sure. but yes i recall this happening and it was glorious for my 8 year old self. nothing better then fuzz porn and a few nip slips every once and a while.
 
I'm only 15 but I remember at my cousins cottage on a lake we watched a really old TV with like 4 channels that were all like fuzzy, when I was like 4 and there would be like glimpses of BJs and tits in the fuzz on one channel, yet I didn't realize what it was until years later when i learned about sex, hahaha.

This thread is pretty fucking weird though and I didn't get it at first. OP is slightly creepy
 
fuck yea. I would wait for my mom to leave, then switch to channel 00. Sittin dick in hand just waiting to see a tits in negative color
 
This man is clearly old enough to know what OP is talking about, I mean he's got the konami code in his sig hahaha.

Ahh the days before the interwebs, I don't miss them whatsoever.
 
When I went to utah, i was chillin in my hotel late at night. All of a sudden i saw porn... there was no dick or vagina shots, no penetration showing, but like.... it was like someone shot porn with the camera angled up too much. i just remembered how fucking wierd it was.
 
All these youngins dont know how good they got it. I remember doing that shit in middle school, it was always channel 96. Internet porn was available by the time i was in high school but it was mostly just pictures or like 15 second clips unless you had a paid subscription. Now you got more full length movies then you could ever watch. I dont know what i would do with myself now if i was a prepubescent middle schooler these days.
 
haha my parents tried to block MTV using that thing. It didn't take us long to figure out that you could just scroll the channels up over 100 and come back around to 1......BOOM blocked channels no longer blocked. ahhh to be a young child witnessing madonna videos again for the first time.
 
Im going to one up Madonna with Samantha Fox. Remember those videos?? They only used to play them after 10:00. haha
 
Can't say that I do actually, that musta been past my bedtime haha. I can recall paula abdul, cyndi lauper, and madonna but that's about it. Even googled a few pictures and samantha fox doesn't even look familiar.
 
fuck yes i remember this shit. ahhh, the days before e-porn. i remember my first e-porn was a picture of christina applegate that a buddy gave me on a 3.5 in floppy...(insert floppy joke here)
 
I would watch married with children religiously just to see what outfit she would have on next. My god she was so trashy/hot/stupid on that show. She's actually still pretty damn good looking.

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Definitely, although I'd probably request she put on one of those nasty leather short skirts just for the nostalgia lols. Hell I'd probably still go for a cougar romp with peggy too for that matter, motorboat heaven haha.

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