ok, first you gotta cut down a big oak tree.  next, you have to..... haha, no.... dude, i don't think you can just make your own skis with your daddies' workbench and tools.
~Chris
You know something that would really make me applaud?  A guy gets stuck in  quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water  skis.  How do they do that?