Does anyone have any Skiing Conspiracies? X-Games, Teams Etc.

mistaT

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So yeah anyone have any....

mine right now include a poster that Rossignol is distributing of Kristi Leskinen where she's lipsliding a rail that clearly looks like there's no way she could be hitting it...

 
armada skis are actually really defi's, they just made new topsheets as a marketing scheme, but really they are one in the same...weird eh?
 
YES... i posted this a while ago... who got Super injured last season? tanner and dumont? yes! ok jon was at both of the injury sites.. he fucked w/ both the bases so tanner would go too slow and dumont too fast. he just wants something else than bronze, fuck, i dont blame him... but its going to be bitter sweet for him cause they both healed so hes gonna stick to third. BUMMER JON.
 
honestly about the whole Kristi thing in session 1242 her last trick i think she wall rides and if you look real close its not her skiing its some random dude
 
haha yea man...notice how defi flopped but armada took off? they had the same molds and same ski, but basically got some more money and started over with armada..the defi prototypes are exactly the old ar5
 
Oakley secrely extracted tanner hall from compton in the early 1990's, but kept him for years in their secret underground lab, where they altered his dna... they realized his potential, but just couldn't sponsor a black kid.
 
my guess is that jon and tanner are twins seperated at birth, and when skiing together holding hands they can perform the worlds most amazing aerial manuevers ever seen.
 
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