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use slang incorrectly all the time? lol. My dad was talking about being "stoked" about this meeting he has to wake up for at 7.

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yeah sometimes. its pretty funny

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never. my dad has no clue about any pop culture or slang. He's straight old school.

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My mom said "git r done". I proceeded to rock myself back and forth as I cried frofusely.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

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my parents try to annoy me, so they describe things as 'the bomb fly.' i dont even know about them.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
i try to connect by using oldschool words he says that are funny. for example "niggerheads" are rocks that look like niggers heads that stick out of the ground when you ride dirtibike, all the oldschool guys would call them that ahahaha, wow how the times have changed.

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my mom doesn't use slang like teens. She just says fuck a lot, much like teens.

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yup.... my mom over uses the word fuck.... and she says biatch.. the first time she ever said it i just wanted to shoot myself, she also says things like 'o quit trippin' (yea and we are white) and when we pass like a beat up car she will say 'someone needs to pimp his ride" yea... thats how cool my mom is....

 
hahaha awsome. My mom hates racial slurs though. I dunno why. My dad thinks they're hilarious, as do Lukas and I.

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my mom is still trying to figure out sick my younger sister is a dumass and uses slang wrong alot though to piss me off

in my phone book theres a guy with the name of Harry Surprise.. - Jibvermont
 
hahaha.

wow im soo glad to hear sombody else has a sister like mine. do you have scars on your arm from when the lil bitch scratches you?

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My dad screws up saying "you suck" or "that sucks". He just says "suck" really loudly. I don't think he understands it because he's from China.

 
haha, thats great

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
It's embarassing when my mom is like "COOL" in front of all my friends, she's really oldschool.

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my dads black and makes racist jokes about black ppl

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

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Once I was in the park at my hill, and I was just about to go, and then my mom yells down at me and said "Ben, do a switch cab 540 to land fakie on the tranny". And after skiing, I ask her how her day was and she says that she only did three cork 7's.

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my parents do that too when im like o yea i landed a back today there like o only 1 jeez i was doin them off moguls 2 inches tall oo ur a wimp

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
today, I came down stairs without a belt on, and my butt crack was showing, so my dad said, "is that the new steezey hting to do? show your ass to the world?"

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my dad is a nut. Instead of saying "skiing switch" he says "skiing wack". Its also pretty funny when he gets pissed cause he does the classic middle aged white guy thing where they go "GOD damn it" putting all the emphasis on GOD

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"skiing wack". I really enjoy that.

My parents never use slang. Its kinda sad because it leaves this huge gap between us. They always look at me like im a retard when i use slang and i guess its mostly because they think im makeing up words and they just dont understand what i said.

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my dad yelled O SNAP THAT SHIT IS THE ILL CRUNKKK SON when my mom brought our dinner to the table

 
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my dad reall does think he is the coolest mother fucker in the world. he has like all younger friends most of which a couple years older than me and they'll come over and we'll be talking and he always tries to chime in with some cool slang. and he tries to talk about the park like everyone else does but he doesn't really get it. he'll say things like "that rail was sick today" and i have to say "dad, it's a rail it's like that pretty much every day"

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My mom always says shit like, "hey stop doing that, or i will bomb on you" or "oooooo stop dissin on him" Always in the wrong teense though, the other day i walked and and was like "yo shotey, check out my fly new kicks" just acting stupid, and from the otehr room, she goes "I was bouts to get kick me some too" i was like mom your blowing it...

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
my mom always refers to weed as "dope" and that pisses me off because it sounds like shes talking about heroin or something

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me.

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yeah enick same with my dad, a few days ago he was like oh your just gonna go smoke dope with your friends, and i was like nope its weed

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its really funny when you have to explain the meaning of slang to older people. i had to explain what bling was to my mom. she didny understand it a bit and now she says it all the time tis fuckng hilarious

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yeah my moms like go do some of those 1080s n flips n stuff n she has no idea wut shes talkin about, one time i was talkin about gettin a new bike n my dad thought mine wasfine n i was like its not wut i need it for thon he goes wut do u need it for n my mom goes he needs to do all those1080s on it talkin about my bike i just toldher she had no idea wut she was talking about

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haha I was just reading the part about the racial slurs and I got reminded of my grandparents...both are from maine and are sooo blatantly racist its (sad) and hilarious at the same time.

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my grandpa recently told me i "eat watermelon like a nigger." i was just munching out, then he said this so i proceeded to laugh for quite a while

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yeah my firends grandfather how he "Shinned a niggers ass like a fine pair of shoes" I know it was wrong to laugh.

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haha, yes, my mom does that all the time, expect it's not just sayings, she mixes up the most basic words and things in the english language.

For example, every SINGLE time she talks about the Simpsons, she calls in the Bart Simpson Show...the list goes on

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My dad says 'fucking niggers' a lot. This is kind of weird, but my grandma tries to use the term 'sick' but she thinks it used when sonething bad happens.

 
today i got home from football and i was hungry, so i was eating a lot. i said 'damn, i dunno why im so hungry, but im waxin!' my mom was like 'what, does that mean like, eat?' it was pretty damn funny

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
There was an article in our newspaper about all the slang that teenagers say. So now Doc.Dre's mom always uses the word sick, it's funny.

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ha ha my dad says that too sometimes when we were working on a rocky project last summer

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