Does anyone else...

a subaru and/or audi is hardly a feminine combination...

and they would rape a truck when it comes to snow driving.
 
cool another thread to shamelessly whore pics of my truck.

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you know what rednecks do down here? (i dunno about up there) they back up to each other in the mud and floor it.

"didja go muddin'?"

"yeaup!"

"how wet was it?"

"pretty wet"

"gotta pretty good cake on there"

"yeaup"
 
the rednecks at my school all park their trucks in a parking lot, where buses block the exit when school is out. when the final bell rings, they go out to their trucks and line up, revving their engines. then when the final bus is out of the way of the exit, they all burnout, racing to the exit that is only big enough for 2 cars to get through. surprisingly, they haven't crashed yet. my friend used to park his crotchrocket there, but he had to move to a different lot because they would almost hit his bike every day.
 
ours did pretty much the same, but they would go out the back. the people who had the really nice trucks like mine, travis cope (nascar racer mike cope's son - name drop), and my boy seth would park in the way front and we would all angle our trucks taking up 2 to 3 spaces each. it was pretty awesome. lol. i had my gmc sierra, he had his steal grey f-250 with 12-in lift, and seth had his 92 blue ford. you could say we were the cool kids. damn i miss those days. now the ricers have taken over.
 
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