Wow, that is one of the lamest attempts to appear intelligent that I have come across. Also, saying "I personally like my Oakley splices..." is in no way incorrect. You make a valiant effort my dear troll, but to fully immerse yourself in the feild of "grammar naziism"  you must first drop out of a first year English course; being in a psychology, or possibly philosophy class would also help you on your way under the bridge.
happy future trolling =D