Does any one else take...

KimJong_ILL

KimJong_ILL

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Does any one else take rally fat poops that make your butthole hurt? I need some serious help with this one. Laxatives etc. +++K for help.
 
it's because your not regular man. the human body, when functioning properly, is supposed to expel feces after every intake of food. you gotta get 'mo regular son.
 
pain is natural when your taking a huge ass shit. It's when it doesn't hurt that i start to wonder.... means your body is accustomed to having gigantic things shoved in and out of your ass
 
after i got back from the mountain last night i took the biggest shit i ever have. I'm pretty sure i weighed at least a few pounds less
 
this is the best first post iv ever seen

ne1 else notice that this was his first post on ns?

and ya eat less fiber for sure
 
i once dropped the biggest deuce ever, it was in a roadside restaurant, i was so proud i left it there as a trophy and went into the next stall to wipe my butt so the toiletpaper wouldn't cover up my uber-sausage...
 
just train your a-hole with some of these motherfuckers

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Word, that was going to be my suggestion.

Fiber gives you massive sequoia sized poo logs that will have your landlord cussing for days after paying roto-rooter $350 to pipe snake amongst other things.
 
at least 2 people before you, and the very first reply pointed this out.

you can buy stool softeners which should make it more comfortable. they recommend them to post-surgery patients because narcotic pain medication causes constipation.

and for everyone who is saying less fiber, they are stupid. fiber increase gastrointestinal activity and flushes out your body faster. take 5 seconds and google it.
 
i usually make some really big claim about how crazy my poops are (which are all true by the way) but my butthole rarely hurts since it's seasoned from the nuclear shits i've done in the past so i can't in this thread, what a shame
 
i was laughing through this whole thread

and yes its happened to me and it sucks. heres what i do: i start to push it out, realize its too big for my butthole, so i let it hang there for a while as the pain goes away. when i get the courage back up i push a little more out. repeat last sentence until its all out.

the worst thing about these is that you cant cortesy flush, its has to go down all at once.
 
I love this thread, because the OP is obviously trolling, yet everyone has offered very good advice. Troll FAIL.
 
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