Doctor NS, help me with mah leg

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so, a few weeks ago, i acquired a sizable bruise on my shin, right above my boot. it's not right on the shin bone, but right next to it, where's it a little fleshy. so, its all good, because i am like a pro at bruises. but, the bump doesn't go away. the color is gone, but the bump is still there, slightly smaller than the size of my palm . there seems to be a fair amount of fluid in there, because the bump is all squeeshy and fun to play with.
sparknotes: bruise on leg, got liquid in it, squeeshy.
can it be drained?can i drain it myself?how do i drain it my myself?do i need to take pictures of it?do i need to take a video of me squeeshing it?
AND NO IT'S NOT A CONCUSSION, NOR IS IT LUPUS.
 
1. can it be drained?

2. can i drain it myself?

3. how do i drain it my myself?

4. do i need to take pictures of it?

5. do i need to take a video of me squeeshing it?

Answers:

1. yes

2. stab it

3. like you're dr. house

4. probably

5. definitely
 
1. dont pop it now

2. poke tiny hole in it during school on monday

3. squeeze it really hard while aiming the hole at someone you dont like

4. enemy is covered in leg juice.... horra

a buddy of mine did this with a similar thing on his wrist and it was hilarious
 
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