Do you pee standing or sitting?

xxACIDTRIPxx

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Sometimes when I get nervous (stage fright) I can only pee sitting down. Any other brothers on this vibe?

**This thread was edited on Jan 7th 2021 at 1:45:51pm
 
14224497:CatdickBojangles said:
Yes, I am fully confident. Plus we need an update on tacilla and magic ACLs.

yeah agreed, Maybe he has done enough piss cleansing, coffee enemas, and ayahuasca in his absence and become a reformed man
 
14224499:CrunnchyVanMan said:
yeah agreed, Maybe he has done enough piss cleansing, coffee enemas, and ayahuasca in his absence and become a reformed man

Bet he was at the storming of the capitol that is why we have not heard from him.
 
I pee standing up outside, but inside I like peeing sitting down. It's nice because I can read a book/check my phone/not have to worry about if I need to poop too since I'm already sitting down.
 
When I was a teenager some guy told me peeing standing up would, over time, put some unnecessary strain on my organs when they drop down as the bladder empties, and therefore peeing sitting was much better.

This is what prompted me to start peeing down, gullible as I am, I doubt his argument is valid but to this day I am too lazy to google it. That being said, I still pee sitting down because I discovered it as being a much more enjoyable experience as you don't have to worry about aiming or anything like that, and can focus of the simple yet enjoyable feeling of a good pee.
 
14224633:Monsieur_Patate said:
When I was a teenager some guy told me peeing standing up would, over time, put some unnecessary strain on my organs when they drop down as the bladder empties, and therefore peeing sitting was much better.

This is what prompted me to start peeing down, gullible as I am, I doubt his argument is valid but to this day I am too lazy to google it. That being said, I still pee sitting down because I discovered it as being a much more enjoyable experience as you don't have to worry about aiming or anything like that, and can focus of the simple yet enjoyable feeling of a good pee.

Aiming is a curse
 
Lmao op you peeing sitting down makes so much more sense now. You probably use the stalls instead of a urinal cuz ur a shy pee'er. Pussy.
 
14225445:Rotten_Trumpkins said:
Lmao op you peeing sitting down makes so much more sense now. You probably use the stalls instead of a urinal cuz ur a shy pee'er. Pussy.

I’m only shy because guys like you get jealous, it’s why (smart) rich people don’t go around flaunting wealth ?
 
When I’m tired or need a moment, I pee sitting. I would say peeing standing up feels more empowering but peeing sitting down is more relaxing.
 
14225439:TRVP_ANGEL said:
just install a urinal at that point goddamn

Pissing in a big gulp cup is the indoor equivalent of Pissing off your deck, unsurpassed by any other method
 
14225567:theabortionator said:
Rkelly has entered the chat

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14224614:BedBugDoug said:
When I'm real hungover sometimes the sitpiss is the only viable option

But then you have to get up and turn around when you suddenly have to puke instead of just dropping a knee.

That reminds me, NEVER drink a lot and eat Asparagus. You will wake up, take a weird smelling piss and it will promptly make you puke into the nasty piss and it will be the worst smell of your life.
 
14225661:SuspiciousFish said:
But then you have to get up and turn around when you suddenly have to puke instead of just dropping a knee.

That reminds me, NEVER drink a lot and eat Asparagus. You will wake up, take a weird smelling piss and it will promptly make you puke into the nasty piss and it will be the worst smell of your life.

I can usually keep it down until the peeflow has subsided, but doin a number two can have disastrous results
 
I normally stand and pee but sometimes the morning after a long night(a few too many PBRs) I feel like I need to pee out of my butt hole so I sit down and browse NS.
 
It blew my mind when I saw my ex girlfriend wipe her butt while she was sitting on the toilet.
 
14229065:zues said:
It blew my mind when I saw my ex girlfriend wipe her butt while she was sitting on the toilet.

I thought standing the wipe your ass was the only way until my girlfriend yelled at me for it. Still do it cause it is the correct way.
 
all about that early morning sit piss. cup of coffee and my phone with me, wait for the shower to warm up. Grand ole time.
 
Yeah just kinda using my time to paint more and shit rather than sit on NS and talk with people who don't like me.
 
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