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[Forcillo]

Voted 2 more times.... I've got a bunch of emails

 

[Phil-X-]

Fuck yea thank you sir

 

[Phil-X-]

bump



Merica.

 

[Malcolm]

Sure I'll give you all my socks, even the right ones. You don't need socks to run on a beach with an American flag with matching shorts.

 

[Phil-X-]

No. The right socks are a deal breaker.

 

[Malcolm]

Would the deal be back on if I told you they were toe socks?

 

[Phil-X-]

Only if they are rainbow and you cut off every other toe sheath. Also, as is standard, I expect them to be shipped in a old mayo container.

 

[nacho.steez]

done, gl

 

[Malcolm]

That can be arranged. How old of a mayo container are we talking? And do you prefer Hellmen's or Miracle Whip.

 

[lineskier10]

miracle whip is disgusting and not even mayo, fuck miracle whip

 

[Phil-X-]

The standard is 13 months under at least 3 feet of dirt and another 2 weeks in a lake of breeding salmon. However seeing that your username contains the letters M C and L (but not Z or T) I will accept a hellmens jar that has fermented for a 2 weeks in the sun.

 

[Film.]

dun

 

[Phil-X-]

ns pls.

 

[bleevus]

Easy enough. MERICA

 

[Phil-X-]

 

[bleevus]

touch.

 

[bleevus]

I'm a retard. *touche

 

[Phil-X-]

means touch in French.

I learned that when i used to fence