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Flowsion

Flowsion

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Thought i would pass on a few clever beer drinking techniques that i've learned over the years to my fellow NSers. intended for those who are of age (wink wink).

for cans: shotgunning is classic. we all know how it works, how it's done, and the amazing drunk it delivers. however, give the elbow a shot if you haven't. elbowing is the easiest way to get lots of beer out of the can besides the shotgun. it's quite simple. crack open your favorite beer (i would recommend something fairly light), make sure to place the can on a sturdy surface, and check for dents. the can needs to be solid to work without making a mess all over and a fool out of yourself. once the can is confirmed to be dent and defection free, elbow it just like the name implies. fold your upper arm to expose a nice elbow, place on top of the open can, and press down with your elbow until the top of the can cracks. this crack allows air in, and makes drinking out of a can as easy as drinking out of a glass.

for bottles: bottle rocketing is what i call it, but it goes by a few different names. it is also an extremely simple and effective procedure. get your favorite chugging beer (like before, light beer is better) and open the cap. grab a straw that can bend towards the top, and pull it so the bendy part stretches out as far as it can. bend the short end over the mouth of the bottle while the long part remains inside the bottle. be careful not to kink it closed, you want it open. next, grip the bottle by the top, holding the short end of the bendy straw so it points down the bottle. once you are ready, start chugging. the straw lets air into the bottle so beer literally drops out of it rather than glugging out. great party trick.

kegs: equally as simple as the above methods. the keg stand rules supreme. as simple as that. if you don't know what a keg stand is, you shouldn't have the joy of drinking out of kegs.

kinda random post, but just thought i would share. i know NS likes beer and so do i, so just some fun techniques. feel free to post your own if you have something clever, we all want to learn. straight edgers need not apply.
 
ur elbow thing sounds kinda tricky.. i got a nice one though.. crack open ur favortie can of beer take a few sips so that there is a gap of air at the top. take a pocket knife and carefully poke a hole in the back side of the can at the top create a nice sized hole so when u drink it air can rush in the back and more air can come in.... just dont tip the beer can completely up so beer doesnt come out the hole in the back...
 
I only drink expensive good beer cause my parents are wealthy and don't know the correct amount of money to give me in college.

that being said, if you want to pound light beer, nothing beats a frosted mug with the gel that freezes. you can chug a beer almost as fast as doing any of those things, and you don't have to mess around.
 
that's super duper, but some of us are broke as shit. i know at least i am. frosted mugs are awesome whenever i get to sip a nice microbrew, but not so much with keystone and natty which is about all i drink right now. someday i will have the privilage of drinking real beer...
 
hahhaha. you and me both. You ever get the keystone sludge the next morning?? Thats the only time that i can ever really dominate my toilet.
 
I just take my thumb, put it in the hole -but on the tab at the same time- push down and tear a gash in the top of the can. So easy to do and so easy to drink.
 
elbow is the same thing, except you dont have a chance to tear your thumb apart. i used to do that, but i switched to jamming an elbow on top rather that using just the thumbs because it eliminates the gushing blood part. at least in my case haha.
 
did I say that makes me cool? nope

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thats how its done. does that make me cool? no, but I don't think it hurts.
 
Instead of your intense elbow technique, just stab the tab from the top of the beer into the side of the beer at the very top (right before it slants to the rim) most cheap beer will have a rough edge/pointy edge you can penetrate with. Works very well. That rocketing thing sound dope though.
 
Look man, im dirt fuckin poor. I had to take out a fat loan for college tuitiion, and the last god damn thing i need your stupid ass telling me is that daddy owns the bank. Big fucking deal.
 
try brewing your own, it kicks ass.

also if you drink a lot of light beer, lime aint just for corona. a bit of lime juice in a natty is pretty good as well. also squeezing a bit of juice from an orange is good too.
 
who doesnt drink keystone or natty in college? its practically all we get here. sometimes some coors or bud light if were feeling classy lol. PBR for kegs.

but chillen with a beer with a few buddy's we usually end up getting some rolling rock, or great lakes, something along those lines.
 
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dont think theres anything to say. he didnt say anything about being better than you. dont even think he implied it.

always going to be social classes.

get ovva it.
 
not of much relevance, but I love fin du monde. A bomber of it is like 5 bucks...you could either get shitty drunk on cheap beer for 5 bucks, or enjoy a large bottle of something delicious. it's not really a price issue, just a preference issue, and i could go either way, haha.
 
words of wisdom. now back on track.

any other cool party tricks? i open beer bottles with my teeth and can bite chunks out of cans...

wizard stick is one of my favorite things though, but it usually get so long for me i have a hard time swinging it at the end of the night, so i cant hit ppl with it.
 
it came off like you were an ass. but i gave you the benefit of the doubt. until that comment.

anyways....i need to try that bottle rocket straw trick, sounds cool
 
We do the straw thing but call it a strawpedo as in torpedo.Urban dictionary definition: strawpedo
The act of downing a bottle of drink through the use of a straw. Often followed by physical convultions and sickness.
 
"The act of downing a bottle of drink through the use of a straw. Often followed by the feeling of being drunk and the need to party".... is more like it

the urban dictionary has obviously never tried it!
 
Everybody knows how to open a bottle with a lighter, but if you really know what your doing you can get that bitch to pop 20 feet in the air like champange every single time. That usually gets a look or two at a party.
 
seriously....

some cops showed up at a kickback we were having and the cops in our town dont really care so we opened the door and let them in. They walked in the kitchen and there were keystone cans everywhere...he gave us so much shit for drinking it and was making fun of us for it plus we had a handle of popov vodka...we were big spenders that night.
 
You missed the vented top. that shit works well too on a can. just open the can normally, then turn the tabe sideways and push on it and there will be a crack in the top, adds for extra flow and makes drinking out of cans alot easier and smoother.
 
that one thing they did on timewarp i sweet, doesnt help you drink it, but looks cool.

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also not really a trick, but you you are cheap but want a bit of better beer, try extra gold, its by coors, and tastes close to coors original, but a 30 is about the same price as a 30 of key light
 
I rock the cheap beer. I hate people that show up at parties with their own little six pack of some snob beer and they think they are better than everybody else. Even at bars i still buy cheap beer. If you add tang powder to keystone ice it takes away the shit taste

PBR Me ASAP
 
Sparknotes son:

1. im fortunate enough to drink good beer in college because i dont have to earn my living.

2. frosted mugs are the way to go, can drink just as fast.

probably would have offended a lot less people with that
 
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