Do you know where you were conceived?

ryano

ryano

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so me and my friend were sitting eating dinner with his dad, and randomly, my friend asks, "dad, do you know where i was conceived?" his dads answer "i dont know, me and your mom were like rabbits back in the day."

...awkward.

but do you know where you were?
 
gota finish sentences before hitting enter.

My parents fucked. They have not discussed this with me, but I have to assume that's the case.
 
that being said im going to tell my kids where they were conceived if they ever piss me off too much haha. that would shut em up for a while.
 
When i was in Hungary we drove by some fancy hotel in Budapest and my dad goes something like "thats were you were made" I say holy shit way to much info. lol
 
im pretty sure somewhere in portland. i was an accident so my parents feel bad and now my life is baller as hell.
 
wouldnt it be funny if a girl astronaut was in the space station for like a year and then came back to earth and gave birth like 4 months later,, then everybody would make fun of the kid for being concieved in outer space
 
haha i was with my friend and his dad says, "tim, you were made on the downstairs couch," i was like, whoa keep that to yoself
 
just think ivf and you'll be sweet.

i think i was a trip to hawaii.

not sure actually.

dont want to know really.
 
no i know this is so weird to think about, just take a moment relax and think about where your parents would fuck... hmmmmmmm
 
im assuming in their bed. i was apprntly somewhat of a surprise, because i came so soon after my sister. but really i have no idea where it happened, nor do i want to.
 
dont know where or when exactly, but i do know that i was conceived under the watchful eye of russian communist leaders inside the arctic circle...

maybe my olds were trying to keep warm...

 
my dad has this yearly tradition of getting a keg of unpasteurized german beer sent to our house for either the 4th of july or his birthday, at which point it sits out on the back porch in a barrell of ice until people kill it...usually means everyone is super drunk for like 3 straight days cause it's heavy stuff and there's only a few people working it

anyway, one day last summer when this was going on, we were sitting on the back porch doing business on the thing and my dad, being halfway drunk, told me i was concieve on the Paris-to-Munich leg of a train called the Orient Express that runs from western europe to, you guessed it, the Orient...after that, until i was about 5  or 6 years old, he would yell "AH, THE EXPRESS HAS ARRIVED" every time i walked into a room where he and his friends were hanging out and having drinks.

so yeah, i was an inside sex joke between my parents and their friends for over half a decade...at first when he told me this i was weirded out, but some of my friends call me The Express sometimes ever since i told them the story...funny i guess, i suppose i cant do anything but embrace it, it's better than "i knocked your mom up in the bathroom at hardees and we had to have a shotgun wedding"
 
my friends parents were really drunk one night and his mom said that his little sister was conceived on the kitchen floor and that she was an accident. (he's 20 and she's 3). I've never asked my parents and don't think i ever will
 
my dad likes to joke and tell me i was conceived on his boat...its a small boat with no shelter.
 
i'm pretty sure it'd be a puke party for me if my parents ever told me.  but then again, we don't really talk about things like that and my dad pretends to not know what a tampon is (i don't remember how that ever came up). hahah
 
dude, i never thought about that. were you born in september. i am...maybe i was too, it could be new years too. haha.
 
have u ever thought of how many novemberb-days there are?

hint hint, mid november=9 months after valentines day

i thought of this during a boring science class

kinna creepy, if ur at ur house on valentines day thinking of all the people.....um...yeah
 
Knowing my parents it wasn't very amusing. I was one of those kids that came after marriage, totally sober, premeditated, etc. Boring.
 
My parents didn't tell me thank god but i could take a pretty good guess....Skiing in the mountains..

Explains my name Kohl...it was cold out

my middle name solomon....skis my mom probably had on...
 
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