Do you know what this is?

[Jake...]

do you know what this is

a shammy cloth?

lucky guess.. i just lost a buck.... TO MY SELF.

ha.. i herd something about your suspension, something with a bus full of kids?

oh

you herd that did ya, well heres another story for ya, new jack. back

in 74 charlie rich was named country musician of the year. then the

next year in 75 he had to hand the award off to the new winner john

denver. can you believe it? replaced by john fuckin denver! well ill be

damned if mr rich didnt light the award on fire infront of everyone.

get what im saying?

your going to light me country music award on fire?

ha, when my suspension is up, you better watch out.

(lights tape)

HEY wanna go!

yeah, oh dont you smell pretty

HEY GUYS BREAK IT UP! we got a 10-94, farva you wanna take this one?

you bet.

(slides across hood)nice wax job rook

(sprays farva in face with hose)

 

[Swan_Solo]

why?...

 

[kepler.]

because its the best movie ever!

 

[skijunkiedtm]

awsome movie

 

[TheMoostafian]

hahahahaha i just watched that yesterday

 

[mistaskia]

man i have seen that movie like 10000000000000 times and its still funny as hell when i see/hear it.

hey mac how many tickets did you give last week?

well i dont have the specific numbers infront of me...

three

cant make them speedy

try hiding.

(farva poking around the door)

who wants cream?...nobody... k no cream.

 

[troutbum]

yesterday was the last time you watched it? You need to get your shit straight, son, and watch it every day.

 

[steevner]

you boys like mexeeeeco?!?!?!?!?

 

[Frostfired]

haha meow

 

[skijunkiedtm]

soap?

 

[Jake...]

the best part is " farva! (point gun at him and he shuts up)" lmao

 

[TheButterHashira]

super troopers omg i love that movie lolz

 

[TheButterHashira]

dammit im sorry for blurting out the name.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Thank you for making this thread Jakers. What a fucking fantastic movie.

 

[potato_man]

strong language

chicken fucker!

 

[Thomson.]

"Now to teach you buys a lesson officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here and watch you smoke the whole bag." [WOOOOHOOOOO!] "Sweet mother of god."

 

[Thomson.]

oh and jakers you forgot the, "I bet you do" after "you bet", which is extremely important.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

This was posted in Media & Arts, but thought I would share here. This movie will never overtake Super Troopers...but looks just as hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpoTxeydiY

 

[ski_DC]

shenanigans?

 

[TheButterHashira]

6 more days im so stoked

 

[Jake...]

hey farva what is that restaurant with that crazy shit on the wall and the motzerella sticks?

oh you mean shenanigans?!!?

OHHHHHH (hands pistol whip)

 

[Jake...]

oh no! thats rabbits (stupid rookie)

ph lok a bar of soap

HAHAHA I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER

awersome prank farva

...

everyweekend i go up to the lodge and play hearts...

(whispering)

AH FUCK GIVE ME THE SOAP!

(bit, spit)

LMAO

 

[TheButterHashira]

snazberrys taste like snazberrys

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Schnazberry* (spelling could be off, but pronounced like that)

 

[Jake...]

HEY do ouy know what fuck you this guy is just tryeign tohave a good time and drop some lines on the movie the last thing on a fukin friday night he needs is some..................................... one correcting his spelling. FILL in the blanks.

sorry

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Pronunciation is key here kind sir. He can not quote an epic movie by saying it wrong. K2Tanner I'm sure took no offense to this. That's like me calling Farva, Farvo. You would correct me now wouldn't you?

 

[purplejumpsuit]

my friend has that as his msn name every day..

what a great movie.

 

[moonofendor]

does mommy have any guy that you call uncle

oh like uncle larry

wait who's uncle larry

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I'll have a liter-a-cola.

 

[TheButterHashira]

oh well they are delicous none the less

 

[ryan.c]

i wanna see this real bad too

 

[Click_Here]

litre is french for give me my fucking cola before i bust your fucking lips

 

[Thomson.]

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE!

 

[Thomson.]

"Only you Farva can make a dark man blush"

 

[Thomson.]

"Get some rubber gloves, from now on your my cleaning lady"

 

[Thomson.]

"So what did you find out at the weigh station?"

"My a cruiser weighs 16,000 kg's [giggles]."

 

[derbski]

just get a large, farva

I don't want a large farva

 

[Thomson.]

"But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun."

"Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic."

"Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really."

"Evil Shenanigans [lepricon voice]"

"I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy thay says, "shenanigans."

Wow all these quotes just keep coming to me, sorry about the 6 posts in a row, haha

 

[Jake...]

Ersala what the fuck! there is no TP in the bathroom!

What about the piece stuck to your shoe?

WHAT ABOUT THE PIECE STUCK TO MY SHOE? -- SHIT!

I'm not your wife smy

Yeah and if you were, i'd take you down a peg or too!, high dick face.

 

[East.]

"uhh do we sell literocola?"

 

[Sno.]

chamois

 

[Tom.]

your icon + your post = pure awesome.



the shnozberries taste like... shnozberries.

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

"And that was the second time i got crabs" door opens

 

[killabees]

i made a thread with same thing a few weeks ago, what a cowinkydink

 

[ijibgoremtn]

my school principal took that movie away from me and wont give it back

 

[jp_draves]

haha hilarious movie!

 

[t-rent]

after the second line i knew it was super troopers

 

[Jake...]

bump this shit.

...what will you do if you win 10 million bucks?.. and you can't say buy the cleveland cavilers..

i'd buy a 10 million dollar car.

great investment but i'd still pull you over.

hell no ! you could never catch me ?

o i could never catch you ?

ha even if you could i'd give my car wings and fly away ha....

GOD DAMN IT YOU BURGER PUNK!! IM GUNNA GET YOU!!!

 

[MissMontana]

littering and?

 

[ktollefson_1080]

"one cheese burger...for a cop."

"what ya gonna spit in it or something?!"

 

[derbski]

hold the spit on that cops burger