Do you know what a queef

hahahaha....this is one of teh funniest subjects ive seen. it has no point but damn...hahaha

 
hahaha, funny thread

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO
 
similar to a fart but for a woman. Catch my drift quebec.

'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
 
i was giving this chick a flaming amazon while she begged me for a rusty trombone. i didnt listen to het so she swung at me. i covered my choda but got hit in my bonch.

Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
a queef is a pussy fart. while i havent been queefed on, i have heard them from a few feet away, its pretty gross

f r e e r i d e z o n e d o t c o m
 
hahaha! This is hilarious! Yeah this is the peak of class for NS.com. Lol.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
 
I know this girl that can smoke a cigarette out of her pussy. I used to think she was hot but girl+queef=turn off haha. you know you have problems if your nickname is queen laqueefa

'I'll take famous titties for 400'
 
There was this girl in my Math class last year named Stacy Quoff, but everyone called her Stacy Queef. Needless to say she was kinda a slut. Queef, hahahahaha, such a funny word.

 
there was this one girl in my class who decided to go freestyle on a hot day in june, later in the day she proceeded to queef in class. the whole room smelled like fish for the rest of the day and we all know who did it

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*snowboarding is for people who cant ski*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Absolutely hilarious!

~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580

 
yea bro, frehsmen year i had dropped my pencil on the ground and i bend over in my chair to pick it up and i heard the queef of all queefs.......lets just say i started laughing my ass off. the girl probably felt sad, but my god that shit was halarious. anyway, i've never actually been queef'd on, that would be a gross and weird expirience. good thread.

- Chris Mercer

*Down with the Crazed Posting Bros*

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
 
Last spring my friend and I went to Pebble Beach and 17 Mile Drive to visit his girlfriend who goes to private school there. She went to school with a chick that could queef on demand(QOD). I guess she was really hot.

 
oh my fucking god......i think my teacher pluued one off in 9th grade!!!

By the way, everyone has to pust a nasty sex trick now

Dirty Sanchez: The female receives it up the ass, then the mouth directly afterwards.

Fuck You!
 
Dude that's sick. But I guess you don't mind a little mud on you're turtle.

'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
 
No, I think the Dirty Sanchez is when you stick your finger in her but and wipe it across her upper lip. Oh, and the White Zombie, blow it in her eyes so see gets up like a zombie.

 
flaming amazon - light a girls pubes on fire, then put them out with your cum.

Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
Haahahha! Oh man that was funny. It's ASStASStic right Matt? LOL

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~

 
the shocker.........2 for the pink, 1 for the stink. (fingers....you know you get it)

- Chris Mercer

*Down with the Crazed Posting Bros*

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

When asked what he does to get ready for ski season. '...put on all your ski gear, sit on the top of a building with your skis hanging over the side. Great practice for sitting on the chairs all the time.' - PhattTim
 
Heh, my friend has a 'Dr Dirty Sanchez' shirt. It's a local punk band, but its hilarious. But hell, this is gettng sorta nasty. The queef idea was quite good tho. We cused to call a friend of mine Queef, his real name is Kieth, but he used to flip out. haha, good times.

~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580

 
AHAHAHAAHA! Oh man that takes me back. We used to do the EXACT same thing to my buddy Kieth in like grade 8or9. Hahaaha he used to just tweak. It was so funny. LOL

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~

 
Holy crap, it was 8 and 9th here too. Hah Those were the days.

~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580

 
Man, that hurts to think about. The pain that would be involved in th large vibrations of that. ouch.

~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580

 
haha, this is soooo amazingly sick, I can't believe we actually talk about that, ewwwwwww, queefs are yuck, I must admit I was never aware of them until now, yuck yuck yuck, chicks suck!! ewwwwww bad images.

-My Mom Says I'm Cool

*Down With The Crazed Posting Bros!*
 
If you were doing a chick and she queefed could that cause pressure resulting in a male queef??? haha this is getting so dumb.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~

 
Haha, man we are disgusting and fucked up! Haha, this is so great.

~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580

 
Hhahahah oh man. Shit I must have been too. LOl. I still love how not one chick has even touched this thread......t'would be funny. hahaha

Peace,

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~

 
they probably all read it and said 'oh my God!' in one of those lil girly voices off TV and then left real quick

-My Mom Says I'm Cool

*Down With The Crazed Posting Bros!*
 
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