Ugh, but he drinks starbucks which is soooooo mainstream. I bet he wears tall tees too. Tall tees are so played out, I remember I used to wear tall tees even before the rappers but now that everyone wears them I only wear fitted v-necks and frilly scarves. I'm also growing a beard but lol it's only an ironic beard to draw attention to how silly beards are. Did I seriously just use lol? Ugh, kill me. Nobody uses lol anymore. I guess that also means it's outdated which makes it retro-chic. Lol retro is so cool. Man, I'm such a trendsetter lol. Hey don't forget to read my blog, I update twice a day with diatribes about the meaninglessness of life but it might be above your intelligence level sooo, ya, whatever, lol.
P.S. My blog is entirely in Helvetica, NS needs more Helvetica. What is this Times New Roman? How conformist, I want to gag.
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