Do you ever trash your hotel room before you leave?

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yes taht shit is wrecked but wtf is that thing hanging from the hook on the left

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
 
those are coat hangers, and yeah trashing it is fun to do but some hotels are gay and rack on charges if you do that.

 
i went to nashville for FCCLA and we broke the bed, a lamp, overhead lightbulb, and the ironing board our room looked just like that except one bed was tilted sideways up against a wall so the boys could play football

 
wrecking thigns is stupid, you just lsoe money from your deposit and they charge you liek 5 bucks for a broken light bulb.

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our school payed for it.. they didnt find out about the ironing board.. and we stole a light bulb... the bed we proped up with the phone book.. and the lamp we had to pay for.. but the school payed for it

 
as logn as it doesn't come out of your pocket, then yes, it is fun, breaking things always is

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you should have seen me and Drgonzos room in tamarack, ID, oh man, beer bottles, cashed bowls, we dropped a couple of beer bottles from the balcony, trach everywhere, and we took tth e liqour in the mini bar and drank the clear alcohol, then replaced it with water, then we went down to one of their parties and took a bunch of beer from the bar, we were straight up criminals

 
no because im not an asshole

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^^^^yeah really man i've never done that, it seems kinda gay, what if it was your job to clean the rooms up and fags like you trash the room before you leave.

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I never do it on purpose but my hotel rooms end up lookin like that n e way!!

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we went on a school trip when i was in 8th grade and god damn we trashed that palce, not really my room but my friends rooms were bad, they brokea huge mirror, a kid flooded the fuck out of a toilet, we had a pizza fight. it was amazing. all kinds of other cool shit happened too, we prank called the adults in charge of watching us, a chick in my class flashed the principle and we ordered pizza all night long.

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if its someones room then were keeping them busy for another day

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in febuary we had the toilet full of shit go all over and into the bed area. we put 4 holes in the wall. and there was puke in one of the clothes dressers.

 
Never purposly broken anything in the hotel room. But when you play a modified version of tackle football, shit goes down you have no control of.

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When I went to Dryden with my volleyball team, we trashed and stole anything we could in our hotel. Fucking Dyrden.

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at VT open our room was a shit hole 7 people in it one night. we where cooking on a griddle in the bath room, we left a few bucks when we left it was bad.

 
we were on a lacrosse trip and we made the toilet overflow 4 times within 2 hours

the janitor got so pissed he made us unclog the toilet the last 2 times while he watched us

 
we didnt break a bunch of shit, thats gay, but we just trashed it, really dirty

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iv never trashed a hotel room, but i have trashed an entire campus in a night. Id tell you more, but what goes on tour stays on tour.

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do you leave the housekeepes a tip? Don't you feel sorry for the mexican lady who has to clean all your shit up?

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Well, I took the peep holes out of every one's door on my floor at 3:30 am. Never found out who it was.

I'm such a badass.

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In montreal with my family , me and my 2 brothers got to go up to the room 3 hours early and within 30 seconds of being in the room a fight breaks out . my brother threw my other bro ha into the wall and we all dipped out and pretended we never went in. No extra charges. it was genius.
 
no, because the hotel can just withdraw whatever damage you caused from your credit card and it makes for pointless labor for the people that have to replace or fix the shit you broke.
 
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I help my mom clean condos from time to time (no shes not mexican, no were not poor)

and people who do that shit piss me off. i was cleaning and someone emptied a bottle of ketchup all over the inside of the fridge, i got sooo pissed. who does that shit???
 
one time me and my buddys were at a hotel and when we left, we put all the sheets in the tub. just liked they asked us to, but they didnt ask us to turn the shower on once they were in. hahaha

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just switch the little " please do not disturb" signs to "maid service" ( or whatever is on the other side) its not gay like trashing rooms on purpose
 
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