Do people ever ask you this if you say you are a skier who does trix and shit

after the x games kids at my school acted like they knew every thing about skiing. I would get "Did you see that one guy that did a reverse double backflip"
 
lady: "so you must be a racer"

me: "do i look like a racer to you?"

lady: "oh, your one of those punk rail jumpy kids who has no respect for authority"

me: "damn right"

convo i had today on the chairlift
 
ive been called a poser because i have twin tip skis, and some snowbaorders said i was a wannabe boarder, i justt laught at them
 
i always get

"so u ski backwards right"

"yea its a hell of a lot better than skiing forwards"

"u do rails?"

"hell yea"
 
today it happened again. i was talking to my aunt and i said its finally snowing, she say:

"yeah, good for you, now you can snowboard"

me:"i ski"

Aunt "so u've finished snowboarding?"

me: "i have never snowboarded, i've only skied"

aunt:"........oh"

and i told her multiple times that i skied. i talked about sliding rails and stuff and even showed her a little video we made of skiing, and still thought it was me snowboarding and not skiing.
 
ive seem some kids with those bent skis and i always tell them that theyre skiing the wrong way and that they might hurt somebody. hoodlums i tell you.
 
today i got

i like you skis you must suck

ok i bet im a better skier then you are a snowboarder.

so we went over to the jump run and he cased and rolled down the windows faster than a monkey on crack.

he did not say anything else he just got up and went down.
 
They ask you that becuase backflips are kickass. In Utah everybody pretty much knows something about skiing nobody asks things like that on the hill unless its a tourist from wherever you people are from.
 
ya my parents are like that too. i come home talking about the 50 foot tables and my dad is like "do you really know how big that is?"
 
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haha pretty funny story....in my math class this kid brandon lewis just got back from competing in colorado and some nerdy kid (tweed for those who go to phs) made up a problem about percentages and shit like that:

if brandon stomps 80% of his backflips then what are the odds of him landing his next 5 out of 6....i had to surpress laughter
 
"I had this one lady ride up with me and shes like "i gotta get me some of those, they look like theydd help you turn"

haha
 
i skied switch past this telemarker, he's like "wrong direction"

so i waited for him to pass me, and then i cut in front of him and leaned forwards on my sticks to give him the rooster-tail barrage. he tried to chase me. it wasn't that intense... i hit every rail in the park while he was gunnin' it.
 
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