Do olives give cats boners?!?!

[proZach]

i was reading a thread on ns and someone said if they give their cat an olive, it gets a boner. does this work with all cats or just this kids?

i don't have a cat so i can't try this.

 

[chickenwang]

i thought cats didnt get hard...

 

[pussyfooter.]

That's kinda odd. Maybe?

 

[lushlaxstr]

possibly

 

[FilmingBitch]

Not so sure about that. But cats are known to love eating olives.... I don't think they get boners though.

 

[EH_DUBS]

that would be strange..

 

[Shadows]

why would you want to find out or even try this?

 

[andrewg]

we have some greenish olivies and i have one cat specimen, will the green work tho?

 

[R.Fahey]

hahah. what a good thread title.

 

[twix_182]

especially female cats. female cats get RAGING BONERS

 

[andrewg]

ok well my cat would absoulutely nto eat a olive...

 

[proZach]

because i beat it to cat boners you fuck.

 

[~skiblader~]

how would that happen? lol...

 

[ValPow]

that would be quite amusing

 

[Bigwoods]

im sure you would love it

 

[skier_dude_1831]

1000 posts!!!

 

[Dosh]

bwahahahahah

 

[artfullydodged]

you can launch olives across the with a boner!

 

[artfullydodged]

the room^

 

[eyeLiektoSkee]

animals have penis' too... but only the boy ones

 

[SlickRick.]

then how do they have intercourse

 

[Albrecht.]

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[Albrecht.]

again.... fucking sweet

i love this thread already im calling at least 3 pages unless it gets deleted

 

[Albrecht.]

DUDE! Fing BUMP

 

[andrewg]

hmm three pages...maybe?

 

[Albrecht.]

haha idk i figured since i could barely breathe for like five minutes after reading this that it could become a quality thread. maybe im just immature.

 

[Gavajabra2]

hahaha

 

[TheButterHashira]

 

[MistaFab]

i laughed so hard i think im now dead inside.

 

[mothaeast]

hahaahaha

 

[Sean...M]

HAHA

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

y are you looking to experement with this cat

 

[liukangkid]

curiosity killed the cat

 

[Piste.Off]

cats give me boners

 

[proZach]

well that doesn't make too much sense. who's cat am i experimenting with? did i comment on a specific cat? no. i just wanna know if fucking olives make the feline pet rock fucking hard.

 

[FilmingBitch]

Dude, I was talking about when they eat olives not in general considering the fact that this thread is about cats getting boners from olives not whether or not cats get boners.

 

[Literature]

This is possibly the most random and odd thread I have ever encountered on NS.

 

[proZach]

cats must get boners. unless this is the epitome of the ignroance is bliss phenomenon.

 

[FilmingBitch]

No fucking shit! Really?!

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

Dude thats sweet im gonna start feedin my cat olives on the daily so he can make me some money Catwhorin it up!lol!

 

[Albrecht.]

bahahaha

any explanation to a question in here is impossible not to be funny.

 

[comeatmebro]

hahahahahaahahaha i died reading this thread damn

 

[Alkyy]

hahahaha i had to (look down)

 

[PilleDaKid]

why would you want to know anyways

 

[Jake...]

haha the replies were so funny i actually lawled

 

[Peter.]

ha my friends cat gets so trippy when he is on catnip he rubs his head on the plate

 

[MistaFab]

iv never seen a cat boner.. is it all weird and pink like dog boners?

 

[akerbacker]

ewwww.

gawd aaron

 

[MistaFab]

you deep throat your little dogs so dont even talk

 

[proZach]

oh how facetious of you. i was simply pointing out a fact. cats have boners. and cats love boners too. and i love cat boners. its the transitive property. thanks socrates.

 

[FilmingBitch]

Yea I was definately having a bad day.

I never snap at people, I can't even justify that actually.

I usually like your posts.