1. NUMBER ONE. respect your dick dude, thats your best friend down there, dont put him through that shit.
2. Am i the only one that thinks that looks like eheath's face photoshopped on that girl? no offence eheath, you look like a dude, which is my point.
i only read the first page, but i hope [for you, and your lil buddy] that this is a joke. if so, well done. if not....my condolences to your junk. and i dont think they dont make enough soap to get yourself clean from this one lol.