do girls fart

GIRLS MASTERBATE!!!

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
wow really? can i watch? please? i have $18

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
ur gonna need a cool 50 to watch that shit man, aint nothing cheap about the pure puss

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
my mom farted the other day and i heard it all the way from up stairs... it was horrid

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
ya my friends sister thinks its funny when she does it and she does it all the time near me, she is also obsessed with me

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
One time this stupid mormon bitch I hate got up from her seat in school to stretch. She arched her back and let one rip, it was hilarious. She tried to say it was the chair, but no one was listening.

Theres also this girl in my school whos really hot and farts and burps all the time, kinda weird.

Forty-fos, calicos, thats how all my gangstas roll
 
girls dont fart. its against the code. and yes. girls masturbate. read the masturbating thread...

I dont want a large Farva!
 
hahah, i have to use this (credit does to maddox):
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'hitler on a stick i tell ya. The new frozen treat from COMMUUNIST CHINA'

 
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. if a girl thinks her farts don't stink, she only lasts one night with me.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
they fart after eating at fast food restorants......i saw it on jay and silent bob

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
girls dont fart, why do you think they bitch so much? if they didnt bitch, they would explode.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*
 
READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the funniest article on girls farting..

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

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NOMICS
 
I was gonna post the Maddox but you beat me to it.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

It's not my life that i would've been scared for.. it's the fact that my asian parents would have went all... asian and shyte -ilovehead

You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.

Armada

 
My friends little sister is super fat and looks like a cup cake and shes farts all the time

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
 
^ 666 posts.... anyway yes they do and it smells nasty as hell.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
CRAP! some guy beat me to posting hte maddox thing. well now you can look at it twice

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stomp a lot...same thing happened to me...she farted once and i was like umm ok...she just laughed...then like a minute later she farted three more times i was like...WTF? you get on top...and that ended that awkwardness

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
if my girlfriend ever farts and i find out about it... im leaving her ass

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
kamikaze what hte fuck type of planet are u from Girls fart and burp! hell i kicked my best friend Scott at a burping contest! now that was fun :D girls are pritty much like guys once u think about it! we get horny just like guys, we burp and fart just like guys, and well most the time girls think about sex! lol!

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
concept_dude, i hope you were joking

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

 
SHORTSKICHICK FARTS UP A FUKN STORM, IT STINKS LIKE ASS TOO. ITS AMAZING HOW SUCH A LITTLE GIRL CAN MAKE SUCH A BIG STINK, THEY'RE NOT QUITE DIRTY MEXICAN CALIBER BUT THEY'RE CLOSE.

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
girl i know you think your shit dont stink, but roses really smell like poo poo poo.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
 
I THINK MY SIG WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS

and also a lesser known fact that the french call quiffs 'love butterflies'

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
i agree with henrik, im convinced they go threw this stage of a few years where they dont, cuz i mean come on, imagine the hottest girl at ur school pooping...therefore, girls dont poop

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
the thing has got to be once they're married they just let em fly but until then they just store it up

Nuke the Whales. Pave the Rainforest. HOBO NATION
 
my mom farts sometimes. maybe once a month. they stink worse than any of mine tho. It's nasty. I just farted.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
People that are like 'ooo haha I want to hear or smell a girl's fart' are dead wrong. It leads to very akward situations. I mean, how the fuck are you supposed to react? I was talking with a girl and other people and she farted, and it was probably the most humiliating moment of her life. It was not funny.

Plus it smelled like shit within at least a 100 feet radius, everyone in the room could smell it... not funny for her... had it been a guy, I would have laughed, but...

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
TOILET FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toilets are so damn hot right now

 
^^^i used to tickle girls all the time...i thought about that happening so i stopped doing it...

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
i saw a drunk girl light her fart.. funny ass shit

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SmoKinSkier

Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
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