Disturd the order at the school talent show ideas

[TZP]

so yea my band and I are playing the school talent show. but this being my last year, time is running out to become a legend so being on the stage in front of the whole school , just playing won't cut it. as of now, we're going to have supersoakers and perhaps some firecrackers to use at the end of our performance, maybe nudity, who knows. so does anyone have any ideas of shit we could pull off during or after our performance ?

 

[Sno.]

omg, i would NOT recommend bringing fire crackers to school...sounds like something you'd get expelled for.

 

[Tom.]

just dont break anything that belongs to the school. that would be a dick move.

 

[Sno.]

just wear all your dicks in boxes. like the dick-in-a-box skit.

 

[BeerGoggles]

assuming you intend take an extra year to graduate...really go nuts.

But Id definetly start by putting some jack in the super soakers. and at the end you should have some naked girls pooring Dom and Crystal on everyone. Oh and firecrackers are lame. What you should really think of doing it poor some lines of gasoline around you and light those on stage.

Oh and grills. You cant be performing without any grills.

 

[BeerGoggles]

is to pour*

 

[keystoner1]

ya it could be bad

 

[lushlaxstr]

turn off all the lights and get naked but have glow in the dark paint on your whole body

 

[Sno.]

^^ dudes, you guys cant get naked. ever heard of people getting expelled for streaking? being naked in public is against the law. jeeeeeeeez.

clearly it would be cool though if you're willing to be 5-year seniors, like the guy above said.

 

[j3Di]

do a line of coke off the principal's wife's ass

just kidding - coke is bad kids

 

[lushlaxstr]

not in vermont! its perfectly legal as long as you leave your house naked. you just cant take off your clothes while in public

 

[Sno.]

its also kosher at school?

 

[Julien.]

invite pete and juls and ur set

 

[kepler.]

or if you don't think the school will let you get away with that. just sock it like old school RHCP

 

[K2-fujative]

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[timmi]

sing a funny song about all the teachers in your school?

 

[Dr.Barq]

you should play, clocks by coldplay, then go into Where is my mind" by the pixies, and just dont stop playing untill they cut you guyss off by pulling the plug and all

just dont stop just keep playing it was the most epic thing that happened at any of our talent shows,

you could do that or pick your own songs, but make sure that what ever song your gonna keep playing isnt on the set list so no one has any idea what is going on

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

Get Vinny Paz and his crew to come in and fucking go crazy while you guys play.

 

[KillerMonkey]

Pull a marty mcfly

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

sock over ur dick, like red hot chilis

 

[thefilmerguy]

i think you should do it old blink style and go naked and just have you instruments cover your areas, but have the banana hamoc just in case so they cant get you for nudity...or sing a song about the pricipal and getting with his wife or something, that would be sick

 

[quixotic]

firecrackers and nudity will get you in trouble with the law. think of something more creative and that won't get you into legal troubles...