Disneyland smoke spots

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Sleet

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So me and a few of my friends are goin to disneyland tomorrow and have rolled a couple joints. Unfortunately, i feel it would be kinda sketch smoking in the disneyland smoke spots. Does anyone know any good smoke spots within the park that would be a good place to smoke?
+K to anyone who helps and gives details on where to go.
 
Are you kidding? Dude if you;re too sketched out to blaze just burn one in the bathrooms or jump in the bushes quick. It's really not that hard to burn one in the parks. I'm just saying there no way to get caught in the bathrooms unless you're being an idiot. Just think. Honestly you could probably walk right down the paths while burning and blaze a joint without getting caught.

Do it up where you feel comfortable. good luck
 
Well I'd say make brownies ahead of time and then just eat those. But since you're going tomorrow you'll have to get kind of creative. Park far away and smoke there? Or just smoke first and then go there? I dunno, smoking on disneyland property sounds kinda risky--that is unless you're really dedicated to getting high there.
 
yeah word dude plus if youre sketched out by a bath room which is pretty fail safe or go to a corner of the park next to the fence in some bushes disney land has mad quiet spots find one and blazzze
 
thats sooo wierd, i thought that up until i read this post. and ive seen this thread all night but havent clicked it thinking it said disneyland smokes pot
 
Park far away??????? Really????? If you're going to the car it really doesn't matter where you are. Park front row if you want. I hope op isn't worried about car placement. I'm assuming he wants to smoke in the park without having to reenter
 
Why the fuck would you be sketched out by the bathrooms? Are you serious? Literally the most unbustable place you could smoke
 
I have and would. I've seen people get busted that way though. Rides have cameras everywhere to make sure people aren't dying. With op being sketched out I'd say find a decent looking spot or just blaze the bathrooms
 
There is a secret blaze spot in Disneyland but I can't tell you where it is or it will get burned out, but be careful man there is a lot of security in Disneyland and you don't want to go to Disneyland jail. Mickey Mouse harasses you in there, for real.
 
There actually is no disneyland jail, they hand cuff you on the boat through it's a small worls and leave you there for a week.
 
your so cool with your disney land smoke spot. id be so mad if every fucking time i went there i couldnt smoke, right? You need to grow up kid hahahhaha
 
i had to read this book for my marketing class, an one of the chapters was about the success of disney, and it talked about the set up of the park and what not, anyway, there are underground tunnels that go all across the park, thats how the character guys get around without a bunch of kids following them etc. find a secret entrance to one of those and your golden.
 
roll that shit up in some cig casings... and if anyone asks, just say they are camels they smell like weed when ya light em. some of my friends have had close encounters and gotten away by saying that they are just smoking camels left and right lmao.
 
this, youll be set. Toast the outside of the cig a lil first to get some of the additives off the paper. Roll the cig with the outside of your fingers to get all the baccy out, and poke da nugs into the empty cig. Only problem is the filter. If you need to disguise the j, you need the filter, but it you dont get nearly as faded with it on there.
 
have you ever watched a disney movie? they're not gonna give a FUCK if your blazing man. Just make sure you don't decide to light up right next to that group of touring DEA agents on vacation with their families.
 
no yeah that's a great idea. right in front of the security cameras that watch the entrances!

and dude, just blaze it out walking around. i hear its legal within disneyland property.
 
bring cigs with you go away from people blaze a cig and a joint passing them both around...fail proof

 
See the problem is, marijuana smells like marijuana. IF op is sketched out as he seems, that probably wouldn't be the best route. If you know somebody that has a cig packer, you can fill a the weed. That is if you want to go about this route. If not you can roll a tight joint just smaller and slide it in one of rthe casings. To smoke it just punch a hole in the filter. Really simple.

"but it you dont get nearly as faded with it on there." If you want to get faded go shoot some heroin, if you want to get high go blaze in the bathrooms
 
just light up on one of the fairytale land rides like the peter pan or alice in wonderland. or If you and your buddys can take up an entire boat on splash mountain do it on that
 
if i were you id just get a one hitter. sit on shady bench, hit, put away, walk away, find next bench, hit, etc. a joint's gonna take a while to burn down and you don't wanna be drawing that much attention to yourself. I've smoked at smaller theme parks, it was an amazing day enjoy!
 
i mean peter pan.

fail...

we would go down to disney land every year one of my siblings birthdays. i used to love the matterhorn, then when i was 5 my mom and dad took me on space mountain. bad idea. long story short i didn't go on another roller coaster for 6 years.

i still haven't returned to conquer that ride, but one day soon.
 
It is a secret Disneyland smoke spot. My buddy's 50 year old parents showed it to us. There is a lot of secret shit at Disneyland. There is a secret bar that you have to be a member to get in to, and memberships are usually passed down in wills. There is also a "secret" bar in universal studios. Its not really secret and anyone can go in, but they don't really advertise its location and its pretty hard to find. They have beer at other places in Universal but this bar actually has hard liquor and a full line up.
Smoking at Disneyland is super sketch, so fuck no I don't want to burn out the ONLY spot I've ever found that you can blaze at, that my buddy's parents have been using to smoke for 30 years. It would be really hard to describe how to get there over the internet anyway.
For serious though, just roll a bunch of spliffs that are like 75% tobacco. Make sure they really don't smell like weed because the smoking spots there are crowded as fuck and pretty cramped. There is one thats like by the Matterhorn and its on water, I think that is the biggest one, probably the easiest to smoke at.
 
not mine but

A Few Worthy Notes:

-Always be ready to run.

-I have seen a drug dog there before. Luckily when I passed it, it was too distracted with something else to care, and I did have weed.

-Stick to the dark when at all possible.



There's is a path way in between toontown train depot and Space Mountain. This although a fairly open area is rather safe.

What to watch for: Passing trains, Other people, Cast Members, I've seen cast members come from behind the bushes, and cross into this area. If you smoke here, I would suggest having someone else with you to keep watch. 1 person watches one end, and the other watches the other.

Smoking area near Big Thunder Mountain: Can be very empty, just hang on the railing over the river.

What to watch for: It can get crowded, it is a designated smoking area so there will be people there.

Near Tower of Terror: Once Disneys Hollywood Studios closes, this area becomes empty. There is a smoking area there, and sneeking behind the Outdoor Food Cart is good.

Watch Out For: Um, just be vigilent.

Smoking are near The Seas with Nemo and Friends: Really in the open, but hell you have a good vantage point.

Watch Out For: It's a tight area, be vigilent be ready to fucking book it.

I have no hints for Animal Kingdom.

I know Disneylands it's a small world did not have cameras until recently, and have never noticed any in WDW's version. Not sure though

I will repeat this.

Be ready to fucking run.

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there are cameras EVERYWHERE. i wanted to smoke at epcot, we had to back out to the lot and smoke in the car. its not worth it, they will call the cops, there are tons of little kids everywhere.
 
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