disappointed by paris hilton

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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So, I just watched the Paris Hilton sex video. Holy crap that was aweful. I've seen better claymation porns. I can't believe she sucks a dick like that! and at one point the guy goes 'OUCH! FUCK YOU BITCH'

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
ahaha yeah its pretty bad, she has weird titties.

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-Skiierman
 
Wait, wait. Back up. There are CLAYMATION PORNOS?! Why wasn't I informed?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^ lol, thats all im saying. anyway, yeah it was too much of the guy too. wait... what the fuck are you doing watchin clay animation pornos dude?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
there are so many spoofs at the hilton video out you can see like 20 and they will all be different. The one I saw didn't have anyone saying OUCH

drunks go through stop signs

Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
 
yeah i wasn't too satisfied, i can't remember who it is but they've got a pretty good quote in their sig from lateralis about the video...it went something like 'it was all interefered and shit, it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something' haha

-dan-
 
ah yes mommy said that.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
the thing I don't get is why it's in the dark, I mean you're either going to film it or you aren't, why the fuck would you decide to film it, but in the dark? that makes no sense at all. I have some pretty good footy of me and my ex-girlfriend but at no point did I ever decide that maybe it would be a good idea to film it in the dark, that's just stupid.

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
yeh its not that good, but the fact that its paris hilton kinda makes it better

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
line69, how the hell did your girlfriend let you do that? film it i mean.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
its easy to convince them of that man, just a little sweet talking is all it takes.

'follow the only road.

follow the only road.

to go anywhere in canada you just follow the only road.

theres only one road in canada we call it the road the only road.

hip hip horray lets hear it for our road!!!

it paved an lined and up to code. your off to see the prime minister, the prime minister of canada!!!!!' - south park
 
your gf just has to be open minded

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
or even better...she doesn't have to know

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
Which one did you see? There's one that's all dark, and another where it's light in a hotel room. In the second one, half of the video is just her giving a blowjob, that's not what I wanna see... in the first one, it's all green and you can't see shit.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
shareaza

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
stop crying, there is not 1 guy on here that wouldnt fuck her if she was naked in front of you. even a gay would..

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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^ so what your saying is that, even though you are gay, you would fuck her?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i am not gay, but even an homosexual wouldnt say no to a girl like that, im sure.

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

Baseconcept.com

WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
I hate to have to correct you, PR, but... nope.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
werd i'm glad i'm not the only person who thought paris was a worthless dead fish in the sack. she just lays there. and if she used that same dick-sucking technique on me i wouldn't come til january

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Line69 is your gf aware that u filmed yourself doin the dew with her?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
she is hot

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
Hey, for all you winers out there: WOULD YOU BE COMPLAINING IF SHE WAS SUCKING YOUR DICK?

Thats what i thought. SHut up.

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Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
back to the claymation porn thing...me and two girls my senior year of hs made one...it was dank...it was called 'night ride' and it was the story of ron jeromy as a taxi driver who picks up this girl who winds up not having any money so he bangs her out instead...it was to radiohead's 'talk show host'...we got an A in the class...took us about a month and a half to make

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
That is dope.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
haha you got an A. thats sick.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
another easy way to get the video (not the dark one) is by going to myfreepayite.com cuz it's free membership and you don't have to give a credit card #, it has the entire movie

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^ is it a porn site?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hahaha pocket rocket is a very sheltered individual

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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is it a gay porn site?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
haha, that happened to me once, my friend told me about this porn site, and i went to it, but it was a gay porn site

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
^haha hell no

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
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