Dirty Stache December Contest

[SHampson]

I decided to see if anybody is interested in partaking in a Dirty Stache December Contest, similar to the No Shave November contest created.

If anybody does not know about Dirty stache december it is you can shave everything but the stache, for the entire month. You can also start out with your stache that is continued from the last month (no shave).

Objective

To keep the dirtiest stache for the entire month.

Rules

1. You have to grow the dirtiest stache.

2. Winners will be voted on starting the new years day. I will give 3 days for voting (Jan. 3rd at midnight it ends)

3. Can't shave the stache.

4. Posting pictures at the start of the month is not required but is encouraged.

Prizes

Custom Sticker pack of mine, and Dakine belt.

PM me if you would like to contribute anything to prizes, those will also go to the winner.

 

[Will-I-Am]

Is this you?

.....gross.

 

[Arabian.]

NO!

 

[Shaky_Jake]

haha, no love for the dirt stache.

 

[Delaney]

dirty stashe

 

[Username_42069]

i would love to participate, but i that will mean i cant get my hands on this girl's clam. i cant allow myself to cock block myself; dilemma of the year.

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

yee the festive special, christmas with the stache is the best

 

[debrickshaw]

hmmmmm

dont get laid for an entire month/ make people think im a creep so i can get like 8 stickers and a belt?

orrrrr

pussy and a social life.

thats a tough one.

 

[Shaky_Jake]

i'll throw in an "in-n-out" sticker to whomever wins

 

[beezey]

my boyfriend is rockin the his stache from no shave november i'll share the love. Luckily he has a girlfriend cuase i don't think he''d be very popular at the bars like this but its fucking rad.

 

[An10a_Eng]

first of all its decembierd. second of all...there is no second of all

 

[Delphi]

hahahaa yess

 

[SHampson]

Update: All my friends have bailed on me. But a few others are still in. This dude went in on Dirty Stache December with me. On the day before he bailed he shaved just the middle...but now it's all gone. Here is a pic of the day before he went out.

 

[sack]

haha that's awful! I gotta say, Ironic mustaches are awesome.

 

[vincepru]

i still have my beard growing out for no shave november. ill keep the stash at the end of december, well see how it goes.

 

[HenniferLopez]

meh. I'd still probably go for him with the stache.

 

[QC_mat]

Isnt it supposed to be in March... As in Mustache March?

 

[SHampson]

Dude that's when you are supposed to grow a nice mustache. Dirty stache december is all about growing it dirty.

 

[QC_mat]

There aint no nice Mustache... A mustache is naturally dirt haha

 

[.newman.]

forcin it... yup

 

[soulskier]

i'm starting a month of not shaving today

grooming standard is off

 

[.frenchy]

dirtlip december?!

 

[SHampson]

I beg to differ. A mustache is what makes a man a true man. It's what says "Yeah i poop with the door open, what of it?" For example:

Our own President Theodore Roosevelt:

Our Athletes:

Or even Peter Griffin:

 

[QC_mat]

Oh yeah that Family Guy episode's damn good haha...

Well Chris there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly my mustache tells people theres a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open and that I listen to the little Riverband with giant headphones... UUhh thats the ugliest thing the old man has grown since that Horseleg.

hahahaha

 

[dr_phil]

It's not "dirty stache december", it's Decembeard.

For staches there's Movember and Mustach March

 

[notime_for_jokes]

its called no shave november, or movember

 

[beezey]

back off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hes mine bitch!?!?! meow hisssss

haha, hes a cutie