dirty sanchez

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boyd fav trick the the dirt sanchez, wtf is it?

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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
 
its what you get for a doubble post on NS.com

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
i didnt mean too, it slipped..........ok i did it on purpose, u got me. take that harvey, im eatin up bandwith bitches

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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
 
The dirty sanchez is an inverted shooter with stealth style to incongnito poop moustache

Bent Films

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if theres no grass on the fied play in the mud... right?

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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
way to laugh at yourself.

dont ask a question and then go with the crowd when they laugh at you, stick up for yourself

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Dirty Sanchez is when you stick you fingers in a chick butt and wipe her a poo stash. Other great sex tricks are the...

Blumpkin

Strawberry Shortcake

Rusty Trombone

Rodeo Ride

Donkey Punch

 
the tricks are too sick

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
The Gorilla mask is the best.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
Nah you're doin her in the ass then you flip her around and give her a little mustache. It's really the best way to a womans heart.

 
how bout the walrus, (this post is gonna get deleted i can feel it now) jizz in a chicks mouth, cover her mouth then punch her in the stomach....cum out the nose.

floating canoe

do a handstand in a pool naked with a hard on. chicks sucks your dick as its floating around on the top of the water.

rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
 
these arent things you do to chicks your attracted to. Only hookers and lagwagons mom.

rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
 
dirty sanchez is another name for levin's mustache.

*brooke*

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” – Matt Groening
 
dude a dirty sanchez is when you wipe the sweat in your crotch next to your nuts and wipe it in someones face, a hitler is swiping a poop mustache... anyways this should be in non-ski

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to tell u the truth^^^^ i thought it was ski related, god im a dumbass. i want this thread deleted HARVEY!!!!!!!!

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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
 
No one has even come close.....'The Houdini'...is by far the best way to get a chick.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
The gorilla mask is where you've been drinking with a girl and have sex and shit...then shes passed out from being drunk and what not...and you take your empty bottle of liquor and smash the glass bottle over her head...so now shes bleeding and shit...you rip her pubes out and paste them to her bloody face and the blood dries and she has a mask of pubic hair..thats the gorilla mask

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
houdini - when you are fucking a girl from the back then when you are about to come u spit on her back making her think u came on her back. when she turns around you bust on her face.

w.m.h

STATTON MTN. REP

Sarah Burke Pics ;)
 
haha all good ones. how about the rodeo? when you are fuckin her from behind and then you have your friends walk in on you. the point is to see how long you can hang on to her with your knees after they walk in. there is always the fishook, or going shrimping. if you didnt know, shrimping is when you nut in some chicks ass and then suck it out with a straw. for the disturbed lovers there is always the cornhusker. when you take a shit and shove it up her ass hole, and then make her poop it out.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Houdini sounds awesome.

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Fish-hook donkey slap forever. oh, and jelly donut is class..good call on that one

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u are playing the rodeo all wrong. u have to tell her u have aids, then she tries to get away. and its imperative that u get it on tape.

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