Dirty hippies

Bob_Loblaw

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It pisses me off when people call someone a dirty hippy because they listen to phish or the dead or something. to me its almost like saying dirty nigger if someone likes fried chicken or has been to jail. It just shows their ignorance and stereotyping. and spare the dirty hippy comments, i know they're coming. its not very original. people will probably say them anyway to try to be funny when really they'll just go on living their sad pathetic lives thinking they're funny when they imagine random people laughing at their computers.

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hahahaha. i used to be a 'dirty hippie'

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Honestly though Derek hippies are annoying. They talk so much shit and act on none of it. All my sisters friends/boyfriends have always been shithead hippie idealist hippicrit's.

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yea, most hippies are annoying. but what im getting at is not everyone who listens to jam bands is a hippy. i do and i dont give a fuck about the environment or cows.

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THE ONLY THING HIPPIES ARE GOOD FOR:

Parking your car on them.

Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.

Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)

Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.

Target practice.

Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)

Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).

Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).

Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.

Hippies are always good for kicking.

Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)

Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).

Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).

Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.

Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).

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I am clean cut fraty-prepy guy who is very conservative. And I like all that music, I don't mind hippies too much, they do stink and I cant stand their idealism, but they have the best burrito for after a show, those smelly hippies can cook

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'I am clean cut fraty-prepy guy who is very conservative'

Wow way to label yourself tool.

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I have a few really close friends with dreads and the 'hippie' look, but they act just like everyone else. I'm totally cool with that. I went through that phase for a few years. It's the fuckin wookie bastards that act like the can't live unless they're high that piss me off. Hula hooping at shows (thanks to String Cheese Accident) is the stupidest shit ever. And stupid shits that make dreads just to fit in with their other wook friends. There is a ton of pseudo-hipsters around here and they get under my skin sometimes. I really hate it when hot girls let themselves go to shit because they are 'hip'.

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I laughed at the fried chicken and jail thing too. I dont really care about hippies. Live and let live please. And that things to do with hippies list sucked ass jungle hair.

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yeah ive noticed how people call people 'dirty hippies' just because they listen to that music. i think its freaking retarded.

 
I get a kick out of being called a dirty hippie because it is the polar opposite of what I am

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you people are fucking idiots

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i agree with skodeo, you guys are dumbasses

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my sister went from hardcore prep, to hardcore hippy, and now she's still kind of mid road, just that she washes more now. however, she still always smells like patucculi

 
I'd like to hear what some of you actually think a 'hippie' is, maybe that would help clarify some confusion here.

And Capurnicus, I just wanted to say that we're all so proud that you 'couldn't care less about the environment.' Way to stick it to the hippies, buddy.

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weazelzb is a hippie...just kidding, i like to call him that cuz his band does alot of dead covers..i think. any way, i used to look like even more of a hippie

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angelicrage, you're a GIRL right? so you're degrading yourself and agreeing that you're not as good as a guy? i don't believe women are any better than men, but come on, have a little self respect. and hippies...eh they were cool in like...the 60s, now they're just depressing

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^Quiet you, we've finally got her where we want her...and the whole 'dirty hippy' thing in relation to 'dirty niggers' is a flawed analogy. Niggers are surprisingly clean people not to mention they have very little body odor by genetics. Hippies are dirty people therefore the word dirty infront of their description as hippy.

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i was being sarcastic mostly.

mostly.

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THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
Yeah Twin Tipper I know they are the incident.....but I think they blow super hard so

I call them accident. They started out here in Crested Butte then moved to Boulder, so everybody loves them here.

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^fuck you, that comment has pissed me off more then any one on this board as of yet, SCI is the fucking shit, so go fuck yourself

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I'm just fucking with you, somewhat

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