Dirty Dr. Suess Books

[nickmcnutt]

name some Dr Seuss books not on the shelves

1. the cat in the blender

2. Herbert the pervert likes Sherbert

3. Fox in detox

4. Who shat in the hat?

5. Hortin hires a ho

6. The grinch stole columbus day

7. Your colon can moo - can you?

8. Zippy the rabid gerbil

9. one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, blue bitch

10. yentil the lentil

11. My pocket rocket needs a socket

12. aunts in my pants

13. oh the places you'll scratch and sniff!

14. horton fakes an orgasm

15. the grinches ten inches

16. the cat in the hat is a convicted paedophile

17. salmonella-infected eggs and ham

 

[sugarnspice]

what the hell...?

Dr Suess, sugar takes it in the caboose.

 

[bigdoubler125805y]

haha i like the grinches ten inches, lol

 

[nickmcnutt]

bump

 

[Elijah.]

green shit and balls?

 

[JockinJLoads]

worst thread ever

 

[*rkp*]

yah....this is effed

 

[T-Nels]

this is so good.

ive got one

the star-bellied biatches

 

[freestyler540]

slightly funny

 

[liukangkid]

 

[chapz]

hahah funny stuff, cant think of one tho

 

[freestyler540]

Man, I have a whole collection at home!

 

[timmi]

"Dr suess wants in your caboose"

jea. off the top of my head

 

[nickmcnutt]

"the cat in the snatch"

 

[danedegruyter]

"the cat stuck to the freeway"

 

[masterexploder]

"this thread is gay"

 

[danedegruyter]

"you are gay"

 

[john7elway]

"you are gay" !

 

[danedegruyter]

fuck you bitch, youve been banned like 10 times already, i think an ip ban needs to happen here, this cat is outa controll! hes noobin everyone. NIJA ima make cheese outa you

 

[john7elway]

CHeese eh?!