Dirt Jersey Dan

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defiskis

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Does anyone know who Dirty Jersey Dan is from that picture Schmies posted from Szocs wedding? Is he really from Jersey and why was he there?

I live in Dirty Jersey. I curse... a lot. I say -yo- and I say it often. I sure as hell dont pump my own gas. I know a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they live off the parkway. I can navigate a circle... with attitude. Two words-- mother fucker. I dont go to the beach, I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the finger... and they expect it. I ride ice and i dont mind, 6 inches of snow is heaven for me. Im a Jersey Kid..

The New East Coast-
 
yea hes from the shore... but hes lived in whistler for atleast like 5 years now probally more

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
Dan the Marmot!!!

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Lets say you have 10 000 people, about the number of drunken rowdy males at a Flames playoff game. Armed with nothing more than semi-auto 22\'s and flaming Alberta whiskey, this rag-tag group could fight a successful guerilla campaign against 150 000 US troops plus tens of thousands of coalition troops, costing $5 bil a MONTH and lasting at least 2 years. Pretty pathetic considering the US spends more on its military per year than every other country COMBINED.

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hes from the Jersey shore and he skis, how did he get invovled is he like a camp councelor or somin?

I live in Dirty Jersey. I curse... a lot. I say -yo- and I say it often. I sure as hell dont pump my own gas. I know a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they live off the parkway. I can navigate a circle... with attitude. Two words-- mother fucker. I dont go to the beach, I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the finger... and they expect it. I ride ice and i dont mind, 6 inches of snow is heaven for me. Im a Jersey Kid..

The New East Coast-
 
dirty jersey dan is a bum who lives in a hollowed out tree stump in the whistler backcountry. He hasnt showered in over 3 years and rides his sled everyday. you might see him at husky filling up his sled, but he ususally syphons gas at the brandywine parking lot. He works for peanuts at high north all summer so he can feed his pet squirrels and get em nice and fat so he can eat em come winter time. dirty jersey dan...the man, the myth, the hairy marmot...

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
haha... he skis heaps with julien and JP right... cause i think i may have met him up at seymour. he was with those two hittin up a rail in the park.

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
He is really is a mythical beast. If you've ever been graced with his pressence, you are truly blessed.

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Lets say you have 10 000 people, about the number of drunken rowdy males at a Flames playoff game. Armed with nothing more than semi-auto 22\'s and flaming Alberta whiskey, this rag-tag group could fight a successful guerilla campaign against 150 000 US troops plus tens of thousands of coalition troops, costing $5 bil a MONTH and lasting at least 2 years. Pretty pathetic considering the US spends more on its military per year than every other country COMBINED.

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haha, that guy was hilarious at HN last year, I love it in the credits of session 1242 (or maybe it's ready fire aim I can't remember) where JP is like, this is my friend dan, he drinks syrup like no other and he downs that huge glass of syrup, straight Super Troopers steeze yo

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
ya I've had to do that before, a bad game of cards, it was a lapdance wearing my boxers or a bottle of syrup.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
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