dildos on skis

Ryno

Ryno

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what person at Look thought it would be a good idea to make the back park of there bindings in the shape of a dildo and shape it upwards...seriously

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they're good bindings so i don't complain

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
 
I don't know but I've bruised my ass cheeks on that part... wait, nothing to do with the dildo comparison, I mean...

 
the heel pieces in looks/rossis are so fuckin heavy

im suprised that they cant cut down on weight w/o much effort.

 
good binding - yes

but why not go with a flat design...like the salomons

salomon bindings

design - good

performance - horrible

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
maybe the design is part of the lack of performance, notice how diff the rossi/look dildos are compared to everyother binding out there, maybe the dildo is part of its success

-Joe
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look and rossi race bindings have a flat heel clicker thinger...same design...look at the thread about the guy who won t-halls with fks bindings...they look like normal Look's with a flat back. now the question still stands, why did they come up with the dildo in the first place?

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
outch ^ please tell me theres a story behind that

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well maybe its good, keeps you out of the backseat, you do it once. you'l never do that agian will yah ?

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
did it once...bruised my left asscheek

did it again (same day) and buised the other asscheek

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
that heelpiece is what makes it a good binding, thx to the dildos.

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if your are so worried about them, pad them wiht a bit of foam

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

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They're designed like that so that in powder if you release you can easily pop your binding back down, and pull up on the dildo again to have it hold your boot in.

In deep powder it's not solid enough to just step into without it sinking in like 2 feet.

That's the story.

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I jsut started riding witht he rossi dildoh bindings this week and I came off a box switch and it had a decent drop off anyway I came down on my ass and the dildo nailed me in the soft area between balls and asshole

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
cant use the flat design because of the lateral release on the heel piece

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lines have mad dildos

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i've been violated once my by rossi bindings, and once was enuff. no more backseat landings.

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never happened to me in all 3 years of riding them

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don't pad them, just put some K-Y jelly on them. then it won't hurt as much when your violated

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
I had no idea what they were for until the other day when I tried a nose-butter in my friends skis and the heels just came directly straight-up out of the heel-peice...so maybe the dildo shape is to prevent popping out on nose-butters.

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ive been violated a couple times, i hate it when they give me a sore ass

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

Mint Tea Addict
 
the powder story makes the most sense so far

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
its part of the pivogy....look at the line bindings, they look pretty similar, right? thats because of ofthe pivot stuff....whats going to be easier to pivot? a dildo? or a flat piece o plastic?

the powder thing is a nifty idea too...maybe a side effect

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rossi and look are the same. its the whole rossi dynastar merge thing and so now rossis are identical to looks minus cosmetic. And yes, they were confused when making the ass rams, but they work well so I'm not complaining.

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first off... they are kick ass bindings with high performance. Secon, the dildo is so that when your ski pops of in powder you can step in and just give the dildo a good yank. It used to take me forever to get my skis back on (without 'dildos').

BUT they do have their problems. For example i went off a 20 something cliff with a fairly flat landing at sunshine and i sat down with them right on my gooch. I had to rub and massage myself for a long time to make the pain go away.

 
i've been riding rossi/look bindings for about 8 or 9 years now, and i've never once had a problem with the heel piece hitting me.

-Anthony
 
Yeah!? I ride Rossi bindings as well, and my ass doesn't even get close to the heel piece.

'The money's in the medicine, not the cure!' Harvey
 
dude they kick ass so who cares wat the 'look' like. if u wanna think that they look like a dildo, and use it as such,if thats ur thing to do with bindings then go ahead. i use em for skiing and skiing only

 
i agree with freestyla... if you're in madd powder or are on a steep incline (say the roof of a friend's garage 0:D ) then its not even possible to just stomp in and you have to pull up on the 'dildos' to step in good

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you're probably right, the biggest booter that i've gone off of is only about 60 feet or so. i havent really had any cliffs to huck, but the biggest one ive dropped is 20 feet, pretty small. i guess thats the price you pay for living on the east coast

-Anthony
 
The powder idea is not just a side effect, my friends dad has old bindings like that that have bigger 'dildos' and have finger grooves and whatever for it. It's what it's for.

Pivot technology isn't only used by Look/Rossi bindings with the dildo.

My tyrolia bindings do the same thing and don't have the dildo, they have a flat back like most bindings do.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
you guys are stupid. the reason the llok like that, is because all the mechanics of the binding are located in the dildo end. Why? well heres a list:

Shortens the required mounting length (dead spot) of the ski

acts as a handle to pull up on with soft snow or excess snow on your boots.

allows them to cleanly utilise tyhe turntable design our knees all love (if they were like salomons, they wouldnt be able to do that. tyrolia has a standard binding that comes close, but its not the same thing)

looks sweet, besst looking bindings in my opinion.

so yeah. while you make take a shot in the ass, its not like salomons arnt any better. ive gotten more fucked up with them back in the day then with any looks. at least there are no shsrp edges on them!

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Oh story: shit i got my 06 (yes 06) public enemys with some looky look bindings. First hit, i was like what the fcukin shit fuck! and overshot the jump, landed in the back, and, well, if i had a bare ass i would have been violated, but thank god for ski pants

 
isnt there a spring in the dildo that helps hold the boot in?

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i've been on looks for several seasons now and i fell once got hit right in the pooper and its never happen since so i'm still very much for LOOK

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it took me like an hour to click into this out of curiosity and what did i get ns stupididy at its best who cares what it looks like i didn't even notice there awsome bindings periode.

bindings will never be the same

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unfortunately they wont pivot next year. Looks bein gay and making dildos that look the same but dont have the turntable. Looks are all I use and now im fuckin pissed

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