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Bythotrephes cederstroemi is a water-based invertebrate native to Europe. Its common name is the Spiny Water Flea. This name comes from its long barbed tail spine. The B. cederstroemi is about half an inch long and as a result, requires water currents in order to move long distances. The B. cederstroemi is a planktivore, meaning it feeds on planktonic organisms. It has a very general diet and is the reason for a drop in Daphnia populations with in the Great Lakes.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
are you aware that for a proper sword to be made the metal must be forged and folded by hand, by the forger around 30000 times, each fold takes about 2-3 minutes. It will take more than a year for one of these swords to be made (i have one) and they cost a minumum of 200,000$

 
Did you know that Clamidimonus is a green algae that often lives in shallow water such as puddles and backyard ponds. This organism is the organism of choice of all the algae. When it senses that it's life could soon be over or that it's habitat will soon dry up, it forms a spore that can survive for years in very harsh environments. When it finds a new, wet habitat, it forms a new Clamidimonus and begins to divide.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
The B. cederstroemi is a freshwater organism, but very adaptable to different environments within a body freshwater. The organism requires relatively cold and deep bodies of water in order to reproduce. B. cederstroemi lives optimally in temperatures below 25 degrees Celsius; it is becomes sensitive to warmer temperatures. The Great Lakes, where the organism was first introduced, provides optimal conditions for B. cederstroemi.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
no, i didn't know that. thank you.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
the candiru blows that shitty thing out of the water. Its a tiny Amazonian catfish that swims up your urethra when you pee in the water. Then it gets caught in there by its dorsal spines and becomes septic...

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz
 
urethra! ive got it!

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
haha nice thank you

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
archimedes is spinning in his grave.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz
 
Dear Peeves,

Why did the 1st world war, 2nd world war, vietnam war, gulf war, and the korean wars start, and how did they end?

- Michelle

Michelle --

Dear Peeves, I'm lazy, stupid, and I care far more about getting a grade on my research paper than actually learning anything. Could you do it for me?

Why of course not, Michelle, but I will gladly beat you over the head with a thick metal rod.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
ninja is a gay fag.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
did you know that Herodetus was the first historian?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
yeah, I hate threats

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
did you know the specimen altus egotron ninjus is a big douche?

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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did you know you are no longer allowed to be a beginner in anything? you must be pro or a snowblader to have acceptance by anyone, nothing in between...

o and that the eiffel tower was deemed unsightly after the world exposition, and that if it weren't for the new invention of radio, it would have been taken down?

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

**Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

similarity does not equal relationship.
 
DID YOU KNOW THAT.....

Brits are cooler, more well endowed, better looking, smoother, can have a conversation without saying "y'all" or any other annoying derivative of you all, have better looking women (granted you have Natalie Portman), we're more funny, were thinner and generally just better at everything we do.

And we carry it off in an understated manner that reflects our general cool demeanour

There’s something you didn’t know.....So says I!

FACT!

 
did you know that canadians one-up everything that brits have to offer, because we were founded by the best of them, while the lesser citizens just rotted in england (or in the criminals' cases, were shipped to australia).

plus, we have mountains! take that england!

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
ohhh, i forgot to add...FACT!

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Well a canadian would say that cos they KNOW its not true.

Where as a brit just knows!

FACT!

And im not gonna even talk about americans

 
ro ron ron, oui, i am ze frenche uber meistere! i farte in your generale direction, you pig faced bottom whipperzzzzz english typeze!

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

lanks: *slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand*
 
  • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

def-'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust'

Just Huck It.
 
and sorry y'all, one more time. ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­TYR.

Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain

1185 letters.

Just Huck It.
 
I was about to say the same thing lanks. And its true. We are deffitely skinnier, because americans eat fast food all day, and britts eat lard and drink beer. We were founded by fur traders, you had to be good looking to be a fur trader, its a scientific fact.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
Britts drink beer, so what do we canadians drink? water? juice? ...common justin keep with the up sterotypes.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
we drink molson and bootlegged rum, unless your in the west coast, in which case you drink sake and everybody thinks your a douvhebag, except for that you have better ski hills than the rest of the country so we all deeply respect you

plus brits have prodtruding teeth, no chin, and just sound funny

 
we drink maple syrup, like real men

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
the average man thinks about sex evrey 5 seconds

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
i have a pet water flea

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
fact:

The world's longest acronym according to the Guinness Book of Words is NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT (56 letters, 54 in Cyrillic). Found in the Concise Dictionary of Soviet Terminology, it means:

The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR

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club seals not umm...

ORDERING FOOD OFF THE NEWSCHOOLERS MENU!
ME: HELLO, CAN I HAVE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS
NS: NO YOU ARE A WEINER FACE THAT LIVES IN A ROCK
ME: HOW ABOUT SOME GRANDE NACHOS?
NS: HOW ABOUT S
 
Did u know i can count to 3

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-Julian
I dont care if i get there 1st or last just if i can ski i am happy -Julian
'I have to beat the women off with a stick.' - Keegan (dreams)
 
did you know that i forgot to put deoderant on?

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
did u know that on average 3 people a year get killed in vending machine accidents?

i read it in the book of useless information. (yes there is really a book about this)

 
i want a copy!

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
no!!!!! ists till frickin st patricks day!!!!! noooo!!! you ruined my day!!!!!!!!!!

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
did you know that they are trying to pass a bill to make Moxie the official drink of Maine

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
 
a pheromone is a substance secreted by an animal that influences the behaviour of other animals of the same species

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Formerly skibum_
 
US forces fire bombed japan's wooden cities totally destroying 58 % of Yokohama (the size of Cleveland) 51% of Tokyo (new York) 99% Toyama (Chattanooga) 40% Nagoya (LA) killing 50-90% of the population in 67 Japanese cities BEFORE two nuclear bombs were dropped.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk.

"I have to raise my standards to bang a fatty" - Ice-Is-Scary

NS Skateboarding
 
ahahahah i just read this:

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Did you know that Shows like CSI are makeing jurys stupider in the states? In a recent court case the judge called the jury "stupid idiots" in his sumations because they failed to convict the man charged with the murder of his wife soly baised on the fact that the police failed to find any gunshot residue on the clothing of the accused.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

.CCR-PPP-DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
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