Well there's more, his kid was fucking his cat, then his dick got stuck in it, and his parents walked in, and then had to go to the hospital. That's how he told it.
It would try and counter attack (my power chokehold) by using foot scratch to rip my flesh apart on my chest and legs.
I would dodge (still holding his neck) in the counter-clockwise direction (in order to counter his foot scratch attack)and proceed airborne to only land on his back and ride him away.