Did Jwenz get married ?

[BCASSASSIN]

I'm simply curious as he has not left his famous comment on any of the pink names lately. Is it possible that "Hi there, how are things" landed him a wife??? Your thoughts NS?

 

[DUKES]

.............a thread on this.......really

 

[Alex_G]

threads. u married wenz?

 

[.nasty]

why don't you just ask him

 

[BCASSASSIN]

Hey, you don't care then don't read the thread.....

 

[Casual.]

Yes, yes he did

 

[TWoods]

INb4 JWenz.

So what's the deal Wenzel? hitched?

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I will not disclose the details on my relationship with Jeffrey.

 

[soulskier]

ruh rog

 

[whipple]

inb4

 

[B.Aussie]

Would be a sad day for all pink names.

 

[Jwenz]

wouldn't you all like to know...

 

[SirFryanator]

yup he's definitely hitched

 

[rareison]

oh shiiiiit

 

[KMalinich.]

DAMNNNN

 

[applejuice.]

It's a fact, Salt Lake City is the #1 place to get eloped because Utah has the easiest laws.

 

[*SNO*]

Shit just got real.

 

[HKrass]

hold the phone...

 

[Jwenz]

or does it just have the easiest girls?

 

[45.]

if your into the whole "soaking" movement

 

[Milksteak]

That's my shit.

 

[applejuice.]

I've heard otherwise.

 

[eheath]

married... to partyin

 

[KMalinich.]

.

 

[Ski_Alot]

polygamy was the original pimpin...

 

[Deluge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ForeverYung]

We would

 

[fucking]

fuck off, you're not his wife. unless you're preggo...

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

INTERESANT

 

[Mr.Gaga]

I'd like to ask your wife how are things

 

[Billiards.]

on .

 

[TheStamos]

" Hi there how are things?" has gotten me laid .. Thanks Jwenz

 

[Jwenz]

amateur...

 

[TheStamos]

sure thing, got me!

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

Yes please.

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

married to money haaaaaa couchlife repasent 1300 east repasent boi

 

[Abc567def]

When a girl went to slap him he quickly slapped a ring on dat finger

 

[Utard]

Here we call it 'floating' and it's the absolute shit down at BYU a kid i know floated 3 girls in 1 night

 

[WestWoods]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

 

[East.]

mary jane

 

[pho[tog]rapher]

He moved to Utah... clearly he is married to 4+ bitches...

 

[skiingute]

His orange name brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like you ski really hard and then he gets with said bitches and they get married as is the tradition here in the land of Deseret

 

[neutralzombie]

Threads like this make newschoolers worth visiting.

 

[HKrass]

lolololololol thats how i imagined it

 

[84891jnf92048]

she looks like a nice lady.

 

[Rafiki]

pics or you're lying.

also in Jwenz' wife b4 Jwenz

 

[theabortionator]

maybe

 

[Pussy_Sauce]

Jwenz is married to the game

and im pretty sure he fucks that bitch everynight

 

[ThaLetterM.]

sweet