Did anyone else see this?

Deafboy

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Aliens!!!!!!!!!

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-Apple

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**
 
I don't get it

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
ooh, cool?

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
the invasion has begun

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fuckin' a, my spork is taken apart in it's titanium case in my high security safe so my children don't wreak havoc on the neighborhood

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
yeah when i saw it my first thought was....HOLLY SHIT invasion of the aliens! but then randomly i couldnt load any of the pages on ns and it was down for about 2 minutes, same with another one of my friends.

I Heart Skateboarding
 
ya that happened to me

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-

 
it happened to me too

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

 
its prob doug paul and chris fuckin with the site, since they are updating it

no me gusta acls

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
 
^yeh

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

 
Yah I saw this... I'll give a bit of an explanation for those interested...

Every member's name tag (or member tag as I refer to them) is generated upon login and cached on the server's hard disk.

It's a resonable amount of work to generate a member's tag with the profile star, proper colour and bling rating. When you consider that in the forums, there can be up to 100 member tags displayed PER PAGE, in addition to the online list (another 200-500), it's alot of work for the server to re-render each tag on every page load.

So when you login, the server generates your tag and saves it. Then, anytime your name is needed somewhere, the server simply includes the pre-generated tag. All the parts of the site I've written does this, as viewable in the comments, forum, profiles, messages. Older parts of the site that I havn't had time to re-write don't, (videos, pics, articles, reviews, links, etc..).

The advantages are obvious, not only is it less work for the server, but anywhere this mechanism is used, your name is displayed with the colour and bling rating and profile star.

The problem with names dissapearing was that the hard disk filled up 100% and there was no longer any room to write the member tags. So as new members logged in, their tag was not generated and instead an empty file was created. This is why the online list and forums had missing names.

~Paul

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I'm too lazy to come up with a new signature so now it's this.
 
^that would be sweet

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

 
there is no way for the server to know if the browser window is closed except thorugh a timeout. But then theres the problem that someone may not clsoe the window but just nnot send any info to the server. it would get confused and just spaz out basically.

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I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...
 
too much internet crazy talk. Im just gonna stick with the explanation that this is all magic and that was the aliens

Chris

Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
 
im not buying it. sleep with one eye open and a hand on your spork people

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that it was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is ten times stronger. and you used all of your life and special powers on the decoy.
 
yeah, same with me

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
ahhhhh

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
is Poles trying to cover up for the aliens?

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.

-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"

 
i just think he might be

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
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